What if Morrisey’s girlfriend had been in a different make of van from the 1960s?..
You’ve always got to make it about you, haven’t you?
What if Frank Zappa had just used a normal razor?
What if the predicted riot just turned out to be just a bit of handbags at dawn?
What if Sgt Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band had all signed up for Match. Com?
What if Frank Sinatra has chosen to listen to others a little more.
What if Stevie Wonder hadn’t got an appreciation of basic French.
What if Chuck Berry didn’t using child terminology?
What if it’s Friday, and Robert Smith feels indifferent?
what if Stevie wonder wasn’t blind
what if the beach boys had never made pet sounds?
What if John Lennon had cognitive dissonance in 1971?
what if Pete Best was the Beatles drummer?
it’s interesting this, I’ll think of some more later.
What if Jack Flash had been a paralegic?
What if The Archies had been diabetic?
What if The Clash had been more decisive?
what if the stone roses didn’t take so long between albums?
what if the guillemots hasn’t made a masterpiece debut album and then turned to utter shit?
what if Tim Smith hadn’t left Midlake?
What if The Pretenders didn’t like my body odour?