What is real life?
I have stopped cooking the evening meal in case it is not me really doing it.
I am quite happy with Vodka
god knows what the other people that live in this reality will do.
Waking up in a pool of your own piss with the vague recollection of assaulting a chubby barmaid.
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Were you spying on me last night/this morning?
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As usualā¦ yes. We all were.
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Just as we thought then ā¦ loving the away kit
Oh wowā¦ was that supposed to be āAsshatā in that video? Still cringing!
I enjoyed thatā¦not cringeworthy at allā¦loved Cowman evil mastermindā¦very funny. 
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Loving that kit. Home, away - fucking lovely. Even the keeperās kit looks good. I rather liked the video, too!
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When can I collect new kit from mega store? Only here untilv2nd July
Virgil and Ryan staying then?
Thatāll be the first shirt Iāve bought since the crappy pinstripe LFC replica.
Thatās going to fly off the shelves.
Batshit crazy but cool all the same. You have gotta love this club despite everything!
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Lol who knows ? He was very noticebly absent from the animations and you would of thought youād have your āsuperheroā captain involved in that
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VVD could be seen in the first video on the wall at the beginning. 'Tackling under his faceā¦
But yeah, youād have thought our captain would have been immortalised into cartoon formā¦
I am certain that most Sotonianās are wondering so I will ask
ānow where does Eric keep that bananaā
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Oh Hokey Cokey Cokey.
Donāt think that I have ever liked a kit as much as this, home and away.