'Net me blow your mind

[gavstar]

@saintbletch

Buy me a beer

What, a whole one?

[scotty]

Out of interest, did any of those pepple ever instruct you in the delights of the spellchecker?

[Intiniki]

No but having had a visual impairment for most of my life I sometimes miss things.
Thanks for the understanding.

[gavstar]

was ‘pepple’ a deliberate typo?

[scotty]

No, I’m dyslexic.

[lifeintheslowlane]

@scotty

No, I’m dyslexic.

You can’t be it’s spilled dizlecksick.

[scotty]

Know what DNA stands for?

National Association of Dyslexics.

[scotty]

Most of my partners have had a degree of sight impairment.

And there’s a reason for that.

[Nottarf-Krap]

Ah yes, i remember the advertising campaign back in the 80s. ADIS, Don’t die of dyslexia.

[saintbletch]

I’m a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac; sometimes I stay awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

[Goatboy]

Thread locked before all the Dad jokes go.

[BTripz]

Somebody said I was OCD, no I replied, it’s CDO

[pap]

Too late!

[Polski_Filip]

Horse porn meh.
Also, whatever happened to Octopus Porn?

[scotty]

My mate said he’d spent the whole afternoon sorting all his suppositories into alphabetical order, subdivided by expiry date and pack size.

I thought “that’s a bit anal.”

[Lets-B-Drinking]

I’m still waiting to hear what the Duke of Edinburgh said to a self-entitled racist.