Wanna come and play rhythm?
You can live in my understairs cupboard, Harry Potter style.
Hugely tempting offer, I know 
Yes miss, I shall own it 
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Firstly, that kind of proposition is best done over PM
Secondly, I would advise using a johnny
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Haha! Tempting though that is, I might just have to passā¦ 
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I hadnāt realised pap was a Catholic.
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If he is surely he canāt, donāt they have to use abstinance or withdrawal??
From my experience in Liverpool, most Catholic girls are fairly a la carte about it.
write a song about it
I imagine Bear as Bernie Taupin and pap as Elton John.
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More like Unhinged and Bracket.
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Oh, thatās goodā¦
Betrays a certain demographic that gets it, but good nonethelessā¦
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Not offering the secret attic room?
We still havenāt used it ourselves. Besides, you have to negotiate the wasteland of Young Adult #2ās bedroom.
Itās cosy up here and the ceiling was easy to drill.
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Course he is! Have you never heard the expression, āIs the Pap a Catholic?ā
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Pap takes up music and the mysterious KLF suddenly confirm a new eventā¦in Liverpool?
This canāt be a coincidence - and itās gonna be the non-gig strange art event of the year.
Mu Mu!
Did you go? How did it go? I was going to do this a couple of years back, but the band did not happen.
Sorry just read the rest of the thread. Good for you, sounds a lot of fun. I might get my bass out again!
More Steinbeck and Loaf.
Steinman and Loaf, tyvm 
I knew a bloke once who went completely off the rails - first he bought a sports car and a Harley, then he started wearing leather trousers and listening to Coldplay, but the really worrying bit was when he suddenly announced that Hale and Pace were comedy geniuses.
Must be some distant Oirish blood but prefer āfuck the Papā 