I’m going to stop now…
Hello? I have greased my puppies
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Lurker email has gone out.
The good news is that a majority of people that have signed up have actually posted.
The bad news is that it’s not that much 
At least you’re used to not having that much…
As you are all no doubt aware, SWDP consulting services have been commissioned by the site owners to examine the recent decline in membership applications and the failure of the management to deliver on their key objectives for 2017, namely
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delivery of Corbyn as the democratically elected prime minister of the united kingdom of great britain and northern ireland.
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acceptance of optimus trousers as a fully sentient and useful member of the community.
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conversion of @mrtrampoline , @chertsey-saint and @lord-duckhunter to the cult of Corbyn.
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Conversion of @barry-sanchez to Islam.
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Conversion of @btripz to a sissy, handsome south Asian cricketer loving, ladies panty wearing errand boy.
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public performance of the site commissioned dramatic work “The Tarantula Plug”.
In this capacity I have been installed as an executive advisory member of the Soviet and have been given free reign to interact with and survey the membership so as to determine best strategy for us going forward to ensure that we do not miss our targets before the year is out.
To this end I would like to officially signal for regulatory reasons that I will be announcing the results of my initial survey and the subsequent analysis based on those results in due course.
Thank you for your cooperation
StickyWhiteDovePiss CEO SWDP Consulting Services LLC
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Just in case anybody is waiting up tonight for the release of that analysis, fuck that, I’m going to bed.
What analysis ?
The one he is going to charge 5 quid to view
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I got up early to see the analysis. Bollocks.
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Been a long, heavy weekend.
I do hope SWDP’s Anal Cyst isn’t giving him any more problems
Hey the Lurk’s broken cover !!
Hello Lurk, good to see you unlurking finally, not just a one off I hope.
I always look forward to SWDP’s analyses myself … you never know if you’ll get some super sharp post that completely nails an issue or the rambling diatribe of an opium eater. Either way they’re …er … interesting 
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Hello Steve and thanks for the welcome 
I’m hoping for a cocaine fuelled rant with graphic pictures and stuff but if it turns out to be a hard hitting yet somewhat boring facts and figures type thing I will live with it. We’ll see.
I think you’re being a little harsh there. Objective 5 has definitely been achieved.
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