Mr Xi - And if you get in you’ll have no nuclear weapons. Now bend over.
Not strictly true.
I heard a rumour that the Chinese are planning to covertly build a fuck-off nuclear bomb in Somerset.
The problem, as I see it, is that they’re going to keep control of the red button.
Anyone really want a Chinese built reactor? Like having a British built car. It’s not going to work for very long, and when it does it’ll be shit.
Originally posted by @Chertsey-Saint
Anyone really want a Chinese built reactor? Like having a British built car. It’s not going to work for very long, and when it does it’ll be shit.
Yes. David Cameron and the Conservatives.
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They only get 1/3 ownership, so there could be two other hands on the red button. The PM will be one for sure. My money is on Simon Cowell for the other.
Originally posted by @Bucks
They only get 1/3 ownership, so there could be two other hands on the red button. The PM will be one for sure. My money is on Simon Cowell for the other.
Nah, wrong show. It’ll be Will I. Am:
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I am going to settle in to watch today’s PMQs, although I’ve had a preview.
Yes, yes, I know I’ve been very naughty with words. Dave would probably call my swarm of comments a tragedy.
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Just a few comments on PMQs. Corbyn is still not perfect at delivery, but the PMQ sessions heve definitely been an area in which he has improved. Yesterday, Cameron was starting to get visibly irritated, which makes an already unreasonable man look less reasonable.
I see Corbyn has also appointed Seumas Milne as his press chief. Well, that’s one Alpine postal vote he’s definitely losing 
Milne? Are you fucking kidding? I assume when Corbyn was challenging China’s record on human rights it was because it was too good in his eyes then?
Originally posted by @Chertsey-Saint
Originally posted by @pap
Just a few comments on PMQs. Corbyn is still not perfect at delivery, but the PMQ sessions heve definitely been an area in which he has improved. Yesterday, Cameron was starting to get visibly irritated, which makes an already unreasonable man look less reasonable.
I see Corbyn has also appointed Seumas Milne as his press chief. Well, that’s one Alpine postal vote he’s definitely losing
Milne? Are you fucking kidding? I assume when Corbyn was challenging China’s record on human rights it was because it was too good in his eyes then?
I’ll give you the chance to de-Barry that Cherts.
In other news, Corbyn has been attacked by the Saudis for showing a lack of respect.
“One recent example of this mutual respect being breached was when Jeremy Corbyn, leader of the Opposition, claimed that he had convinced Prime Minister David Cameron to cancel a prison consultancy contract with Saudi Arabia worth £5.9m.
“This coincided with speculation linking the contract’s cancellation to a number of domestic events in the Kingdom.
“If the extensive trade links between the two countries are going to be subordinate to certain political ideologies, then this vital commercial exchange is going to be at risk.
“We want this relationship to continue but we will not be lectured to by anyone. Hasty decisions prompted by short-term gains often do more harm than good in the longer term.”
Aw diddums.
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