🚜 I've Got a Brand New Tractor and I'll Give 'ee The Key

Monkey Tennis
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Very good, Tim Vine would be proud of that one.

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Have you got it dirty yet?

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I love to see it on the school run…DO IT! :smiley:

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Bet this is why @WorzelScummage really moved to the country

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-58883328

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Really. I always thought it was the relatively discreet corpse disposal options.

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There is that, but surely it would have been cheaper to hire @Goatboy (have big van, will travel)

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He’s not cheap. Barely has time for any customer but himself.

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Cherts probably made a fuckton of cash from his place in Surrey. He’ll be good for a quid or two.

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Thinking about it, there’s a surfeit of pigs in the UK at the moment- they’re the waste disposal unit of choice among country folks. They’ll eat absolutely anything put in front of them. Just saying….