In flight movies - taking a punt/guilty secrets

Originally posted by @areloa-grandee

Bearsy, my ursine friend (from now on I will begin all our conversations with this greeting as I think it is both eloquent and approriately pretentious), I must admit you have demonstarted a quality in your selected ‘bangs’ - fine ladies that are as attactively smart as they are sexy… excellent work Bearsy.

Tks Cracked Rib, my fractured friend, but in all honesty, I’m equally happy banging the dumb, untalented actresses like i.e. Jessica Alba, Megan Fox + The Whole Cast Of Hollyoaks.

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In a post modernist ironic way, or the traditional missionary?

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X2 feminists. We’re back to ironic again.

I will have to check with my penis, Crack Rib & Crack Lou, but I’m pretty sure we don’t care bout the political opinions of Hollywood Actresses that we’re proposing to Bang.

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But you forget that near the end of Oblivion there are a googleplex of Cruises that get nuked to holy hell, imagine all those Cruises going off at once.

The only downside, I guess, is that a googleplex of Andrea Riseborough’s also get nuked, a lady I’m sure the Ursine one would happily add to his “bang list”.

Probably. I’ve actively tried to forget Oblivion.

Watched Ted 2 last week and spent two hours cackling my way to Cape Town

Well I have learned that Bearsy wants to bang anyone.

Haven’t learned much about films and flying though.

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Just go watch ‘Snakes on a plane’ - tell you all youneed to know

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