Iāll tell you the result after Starcās first ball. Killa and weāll win, filla and itās all over
My yep is first up
Top yorker from wood to wrap it up, wasted on a number 11. We need to get off to a good start now. Archer, woakes and rashid impressive. Personally I would like to have seen Ali play today, he would have bowled well on that strip, and added depth to the batting. I know he has been out of touch but that will change sometime, on song he is a class act. How many seam bowlers do we need? Woakes, archer, wood and stokes, plunkett surplus imo.
That one over that Woakes didnāt bowl - Plunkett went for 12 for so.
Hope that doesnāt come back to bite us in the bum.
Luckily for England, I have to go out on my training day shortly. As such I intend NOT to open CricInfo until I get home after around 25 overs or so
That Buttler run out of Smith has got to be the wicket of the tournament, surelyā¦
Thrown with his gloves on still, down the non-strikers end and hits the wickets direct. Ball even went through Steve Smithās legsā¦
Dropped his keeperās glove off, before throwing with his āinnerā on.
Check out the BBC replay which shows he through it between Smithās legs narrowly missing his genitalia
See off the first 10 overs and I think weāll walk this total. Thereās no need to come rushing out.
Here we go. Letās see whatās what
Might be uninspiring
Genitalia, get you! Come on, this is England v the aussies, the word you are looking for is bollocks. Just a shame the ball missed them!
Field placement gold from the Aussies
Bugger me - Sky Go works in France - get in
Goināto bed end of the over. May last Cummings first over
Have you got a thing for our PM?
Thatās why Iām going to bed
Have it
I havenāt got a thing for our PM, let alone yours!
Enjoy your win lads. Iād say good luck but I reckon you donāt need it
Missed that bit, still a good throw even with the inner onā¦
Lyon is getting some here