I’ve just taken a walk down to B’mouth toen centre and back up again. It’s muggy and hot and I’m sweating like the fat bloke I am.
But it was worth it for the level of totty that has made an appearance!!!
Hot and muggy here after a thunderstorm last night. The brand new sattelite signal went out twice for a couple of minutes.
Moral of the story? Never trust a topless babe cable guy, even if she is a he, and not topless.
Sneakily taking pics of unsuspecting women to post on an Internet forum isn’t about equality, it’s just plain pervy. Quit trolling me Bearsy!!
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Yeah, turns out women don’t like having random up skirt/down top pictures taken by an overweight sweaty bloke. Don’t know why they had to be so angry though. Perhaps they were on their periods or summing.
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Originally posted by @Coxford_lou
Sneakily taking pics of unsuspecting women to post on an Internet forum isn’t about equality, it’s just plain pervy. Quit trolling me Bearsy!!
when i was internet one time, i was innocently searching for i.e. how to give money to Africans or something like that, and i found a whole forum of bros that spend their time uploading pictures they have taken of wives, girlfriends, and strangers, in naked or upskirt situations, without the wives, girlfriends, or strangers knowing about it. It genuine made me sick yo! These bros is as bad as rapists imo. I am srs.
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Originally posted by @Chertsey-Saint
Yeah, turns out women don’t like having random up skirt/down top pictures taken by an overweight sweaty bloke. Don’t know why they had to be so angry though. Perhaps they were on their periods or summing.
Ok, that’s it. I’ve had enough of this forum. I can’t believe you all. Fucking wankers.
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Originally posted by @Coxford_lou
Originally posted by @Chertsey-Saint
Yeah, turns out women don’t like having random up skirt/down top pictures taken by an overweight sweaty bloke. Don’t know why they had to be so angry though. Perhaps they were on their periods or summing.
Ok, that’s it. I’ve had enough of this forum. I can’t believe you all. Fucking wankers.
Proper chuckling here.
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Originally posted by @Chertsey-Saint
Originally posted by @Coxford_lou
Originally posted by @Chertsey-Saint
Yeah, turns out women don’t like having random up skirt/down top pictures taken by an overweight sweaty bloke. Don’t know why they had to be so angry though. Perhaps they were on their periods or summing.
Ok, that’s it. I’ve had enough of this forum. I can’t believe you all. Fucking wankers.
Proper chuckling here.
Then effing well like it, Chertsey! I’m trying catch up with Bletch.
(Unless you’re being sarcastic, then screw you!)
BREAKING NEWS: The UK has seen the hottest July day on record, with temperatures hitting 36.7C (98F).
What do you think the driver is for that behaviour Bearsy? (obviously I’m asking you to guess, because it’s not something you would actually do). Is it ‘showing off your wares’ or humilation by proxy? Would the personality trait be arrogance, or weakness?
Any psychoanalysts in the house?
Dunno, for my part I give money to Africans bc partly I am v.generous, and cos partly when baby jesus finds out he will give me a golden ticket to heaven 4real. I dunno why other ppl do it tho.
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Hit 39 here this afternoon and 72% humidity.
Didn’t stop me from playing 9 holes at 5pm, finished just in time for Iftar.
I have to say I was wetter than a wet person who is standing next to Bearsy in Birmingham, and it has taken 2 pints of Pocari Sweat (An Asian MSG loaded Isotonic Drink) with Vodka and 3 Vodka Red Bulls to start to feel the need to pee,
Oh here is some proper advice that we get regularly.
Check the colour of your wee peeps.
If it is like a dark brown then just bugger off to Casualty straight away. If it is a Dark Orange colour then you REALLY need to get to a Newsagent/Supermarket and get a bottle of Gatorade or Lucosade Sport down you ASAP, THEN follow that up with a 500ml bottle of water (or pint from the tap). Likewise, IF you feel really tired and cannot keep your eyes open then follow the same steps, you ARE dehydrated.
If you need to pee every 10 minutes and it is a very pale yellow colour, then well done, you’ve been on the beer for at least 3 hours and you’re still reading this garbage.
FWIW in 9 holes of golf over 2 hours this afternoon I drank 4 litres of water & an Isotonic Drink. I am still recovering and Beer is actually the WORST thing you can have
And no, I did not get a boner
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Positively chilly here by comparison - only 92F, whatever that is in Celsius - and here is Naples, FL rather than Roswell today
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