You got another works outing to that Brummy ‘lap-dancing’ joint coming up, Bear?
Can me and Lou come?
I dunno, Halo. I don’t have a problem with lap dancing in general, but I was recently at a casino, and there was a girl inside a cage writhing up and down a pole, and she looked really bored, with no one really interested and the punters all dressed in their grubby trackie bottoms looking pale from obsessing too much about their next win, looking all kind of sad and sorry really. That’s what I would worry a Brummie lap-dancing joint would be like.
Now if we’re talking more high end, Dita Von Teese style glamour, I’m up for it. But you’ve got to dress up. In a suit.
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Yes, Lou, but I think that that bored girl inside a gage writhing up and down a pole is exactly the type of bored girl inside a cage writhing up and down a pole that is waiting for Bear’s salvation the Second time round.
You and I could help out - I could supply the sad and sorry look; you could supply the grubby trackie bottoms.
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<bump> hint hint…
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Lou, if someone asked you to have a bowel action when you weren’t ready to have one, in all likelihood the result would be entirely unsatisfactory. It’s the same with artists and writers; these things can’t be forced or rushed; they have to come naturally. Bear will produce only when he’s good and ready!
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On the other hand…perhaps Lou is Bearsy’s muse. 
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Oh I dunno. He seems more interested in Hoofinruth these days 
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soz i am v.business + shan’t be around much this week. We prob need to set deadlines for these things tho cos I am v.lazy!
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This coming Monday 27th July at 13:00 GMT papsweb is pleased to announce the publication of a NEW CHAPTER, which will prob feature THE GREATEST PELLE JOKE OF ALL TIME! Do not miss this exciting opportunity to read THE GREATEST PELLE JOKE OF ALL TIME! U will lol ur cocks off, trust!
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I’m waiting for the Katharina Girl Power! moment where she screws Cortese over. Not some dumb Pelle joke.
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I don’t have a cock.
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re 2. Wanna borrow mine?
Sorry, you walked right into that one.
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So long as I don’t have to keep it, Goatboy!
It’s more hassle than it’s worth to be fair. Constantly banging against my knee
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Goat’s knee bone’s connected to his hip bone.
Wait until the 27th, Lou - there’ll be plenty of cocks going spare come 13.00 hours when Bear delivers THE GREATEST PELLE JOKE OF ALL TIME
Allegedly.
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Originally posted by @Coxford_lou
Originally posted by @Bearsy
THE GREATEST PELLE JOKE OF ALL TIME! Do not miss this exciting opportunity to read THE GREATEST PELLE JOKE OF ALL TIME! U will lol ur cocks off, trust!
I don’t have a cock.
Already laughed it off at a Bearsy Rickie Lambert joke?
Damn. More fact-checking for me then.
Just in case The Bear needs any motivation to meet his 1pm deadline tomorrow, I note The Papster has over taken him in the Leaderboard… FYI.
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I probably won’t sleep a wink tonight waiting for THE GREATEST PELLE JOKE OF ALL TIME!
Does anyone know any NOT THE GREATEST PELLE JOKES OF ALL TIME to wile away the hours?
erm yeah this ain’t happening ive been too business soz l8rs!