Friday afternoon collective noun game

Moist …as in I am moist with anticipation at what news this Friday will bring -

Where we’ll be looking for hotels and flights to for a few midweek Euro tours

News of major incoming transfer deals

Jose signing on the dotted line (admittedly with a gun held to the side of his head!!)

Me hopefully avoiding any major delays on the journey from The Norvern Wastelands down to God’s Country on a Friday afternoon ahead of a Bank Holiday Weekend. 3 out of4 will have to do I guess!!

How about…now we’ve exhausted the neo-fascist theme, the collective name of a group waiting for a late transfer window double or triple signing?

Multiple Orgasmic Tantric Ejaculation.

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A desparation

An f5.

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A soggy mattress of expectations

Originally posted by @Goatboy

An f5.

'kin hell an IT related joke I actually understand.

Clearly have been spending too much time on this site…

Originally posted by @Goatboy

An f5.

Isn’t that Brock Lesnar’s finishing move, when he isn’t busting people’s skulls open…

It’s actually known as the CTRL+R in geek circles.

#youcantoutgeekageek

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Fuck’s sakes, bletch.

If you’d have seen the drunken tech rejection when we tried to get Goaters to play post-pub Pro Evolution Soccer, you’d just be proud of our boy for knowing one keyboard shortcut.

And not trying to type by writing on his flatscreens with biro.

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Hey, steady on there Pap…Me and Mr IT are not the best of friends.

I know how to turn my computer off and on again to solve 99% of the IT issues that you get paid to sort out…

:lou_wink:

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Ok not Friday afternoon, but I saw this and thought of this thread.

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Should really be ‘a who cares? of England players’

or maybe ‘a wad of’

A Martin Landau of goats.

Love it.

Thank fuck we’ve only got one.

Martin Landau was married to my Aunt**

**we share the same surname so she must be, right? right!

So either your name is Bob Landau, or her name is Mrs Twat?

Which is it ?

Too much proper real ale last night then Bletchy my man?

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Barbara Bain. Remember her from the original TV series of Mission Impossible.

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Mrs Twat it is then.

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