A Faragegasm of leavers
A Borisaggedon of remainers
Blimey, what timing! I am currently on hols in Crete and the hotel is full of them (and armed police) as there is a synod going on down the road - first one in a thousand years to do with whatever it is they are dealing with. Wall to wall Greek Orthadox Arch Bishops and Bishops. Given they are all wearing black tunics and it is around 36c I will go for a soggy armpit of priests!
As an aside, I do like the collective noun for Zebras… a dazzle
How apt.
…as all such clergy look like crows, I suppose a ‘murder’ would be out of the question??
If we are talking about the inquisition, you are bang on
ooo, there you go…
An Inquisition of Catholic Priests
…how’s that?
A fondle of priests?
Eeewwww - sorry
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Originally posted by @cobham-saint
A fondle of priests?
Eeewwww - sorry
see your ‘fondle’, raise you a ‘buggery’…
[getscoatandleaves]
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Drink!
Feck!
Girls!
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Well, I wasn’t expecting that.
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Worry not FACNG fans, the wait is over.
What is the collective noun for Tory leadership cuntenders*?
…and because sotonians.com is an equal opportunity advocate…
What is the collective noun for Labour leadership challengers?
*I recognise this is spelled incorrectly but I’ve lost my rubber, and Toke didn’t return the Tippex after he borrowed** it.
**Apparently people from Scotchland are attracted to the alcohol it contains.
A Twattage of both methinks
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A Flange of Tory leadership cuntenders.
A Tantrum of Labour leadership challengers.
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Feck, I missed the chance to use Cockwomble NM
a witless cocksplat of Tory candidates
A backstab of inbreds
A rightwing of corbyns.
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A revolt of Tories
A parting of socialists.
I’ve just been browsing through Saintsweb and made me think of one: A Forum of Twats
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Given that the Yanks use this word for cock, I am going for a Johnson of Tory Candidates.
On recent behaviour alone…
…a Machiavelli of Tory Candidates, or even a Brutus of such people
…an Unpricipalled Cacophony of Labour Candidates
(god forbid Gove is the UKs next PM, the wobble-cheeked cunt - even if he does look like an adult Milhouse from The Simpsons!)
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