squad was announced, It
was the beginning of
The Euro’s, Rooney slipped
a wad of cash
to the reclining granny
for a guaranteed tug
Of his hot throbbing
ingrown toe nail. He
was selected despite being
a potato headed cunt
no answer to that
said the granny whilst
pushing everything back up
through his herniated sphincta
for another fifty quid
she milked the cow
and spanked the goat
oi, yelped Matt, grimacing
as Kelvin saved one
The Apocalypse actually happened