KY or Petroleum Jelly?
Neither required – already dripping
well, beef dripping really
dripping down her thighs
and clogging her gusset
it was like Fratton
on a good day…
but smelling somewhat better
, obviously. Somerstown’s pungent stench…
Grimsby and two other
smelly places were worse
But you always went
smashing up coaches in
Old London Town innit
The smell of ManUre
like rotten corpses putrifying
and Wayne Rooney’s smegma
Dripping I wouldn’t eat
although it made a
mess on the face