capable of measuring a
little bit of crap
scraped from the anus
of the Jabbawocky or
the internet’s intestinal excretions
The fabric of existance
largely maligned and misunderstood,
was going to take
skillful crochet work by
the creator who was
smoking a spliff with
Prince, Bob Marley and
Gandalf, pondering which repairs
to the universe would
best reduce humanity’s tendencies
toward violent self-destruction. He
then pressed the button
and so it began.
In the beginning was
Jack and PhilippineSaint, talking