Four Word Story Thread

Which he slipped serreptitiously

towards the chocolate star

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fish of Sturgeon’s scrofulous

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morals and fiscal mentality

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pleasing Fred Durst immensely

Durst not Dibnah, fool

although an erection involved

blowing smoke up chimney´s

huge gapping hole which

even fisting would not

touch the sides of

without a generous packing

of Dejan Lovren’s head

was just like Lovlace`s

in My Little Pony

Meanwhile in the restaurant

Lovren burgers sold quickly

Which was odd because

Lovren is a cunt

as prostitution was legalised