themselves in lingerie attired
for naked Emperors, pretending
the world is flat
carried atop 4 elephants
straddling a gigantic turtle
plagerised, but who cares
we write what we
fucking well want to.
And the waterfalls were
going up hill, pushing
the daisys up, cheerfully
noted Noddy grabbing Bigears
by his tiny nose
and smearing his balls
to get his attention.
well that worked screamed
one of the elephants
blowing his trunk all
over the turtle’s face
and shaking his torso