:pl:⚽ Fantasy Premier League '22/23

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I benched Neves 13 points
Replaced him with Pascal Groß who just scored an own goal
Ffs

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I forgot the deadline this week. Currently have 12 points. Fuckity fuck

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given that I usually capt Haaland - I have 47 pt in two players on my bench - I have to hope Tripper and Burn dont play so that I can get them in

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Correction - I somehow missed the fact that Rashford is also on the bench

And Eddie Howe is a massive cunt for giving Burn a 10 minute cameo - I was 10 minutes away from getting De Bruyne in the team - wankers

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Burn’s cameo cost me 13 points for Neves.
But I still got 80 odd
:smug grin:

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31 points. Seriously

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There is 59 on my Bench

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You’re not the only one. Fortunately I got Haaland off the bench but not captain. Got 50 odd after a total cock-up, so not complaining

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You lot all sound like you could manage Southampton to the standard we have been used to this season :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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Gameweek 33 - Good score from @TheMightyOstrich

84 points this week for @TheMightyOstrich, good score but when you make Haaland your Captain…

I thought my 35 points was bad but @Bucks has beaten me to that accolade with a score of only 31 points, sees him tumble 2 places down the league as well.

@Tokyo-Saint is still at the top but with a reduced margin

Team Manager GW TOT
1 Yes Sir I Can Boogie @Tokyo-Saint 53 2168
2 +1 AFC FFS! @DellBoy 65 2007
3 -1 Bayer Leverarchfile @JxgrSaint 32 1990
4 +1 Mo Salah Mo Problems @TheMightyOstrich 84 1953
5 +1 Smack the Toney @WorzelScummage 79 1938
6 -2 Return of the Saint @Bucks 31 1923
7 Night out in Krakow @Polski_Filip 80 1894
8 Gavstar Belgrade II @gavstar 76 1862
9 icanicazzeggiano @Numptyboi 51 1799
10 +1 Wem Wanderers @Shroppie 53 1781
11 -1 2 Hopes and Bob… @BTripz 35 1775
12 Rob’s Rovers @Saint-Rob 32 1754
13 Stew’s Psycho’s @SaintInSaffa 69 1709
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Midweek deadline combined with user ignorance. Doh.

Week 34 will repair the damage…

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Game week is not over yet. I’m on something like 108 with 3 or 4 players to play.

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Gameweek 34 - @Tokyo-Saint’s Prediction Was Correct

Don’t you just hate smartarses :slight_smile:, anyway I suppose a big well done is in order, especially as his, now, 179 point lead looks pretty unassailable. I reckon he could take the next 3 weeks off and still win.

We’ll ignore the score of 50 which seems to have me plummeting down the table, I’m now only 11 points clear of @SaintInSaffa!!

Team Manager GW TOT
1 Yes Sir I Can Boogie @Tokyo-Saint 127 2295
2 AFC FFS! @DellBoy 109 2116
3 Bayer Leverarchfile @JxgrSaint 107 2097
4 Mo Salah Mo Problems @TheMightyOstrich 91 2044
5 +1 Return of the Saint @Bucks 114 2037
6 -1 Smack the Toney @WorzelScummage 71 2009
7 Night out in Krakow @Polski_Filip 89 1983
8 Gavstar Belgrade II @gavstar 62 1924
9 +1 Wem Wanderers @Shroppie 107 1888
10 -1 icanicazzeggiano @Numptyboi 83 1882
11 +1 Rob’s Rovers @Saint-Rob 105 1859
12 -1 2 Hopes and Bob… @BTripz 50 1825
13 Stew’s Psycho’s @SaintInSaffa 105 1814
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Gameweek 35 - @WorzelScummage Wins a Low Scoring Week

66 points enough to win the week, even @Tokyo-Saint didn’t have a massive score.

Foot of the table is the most interesting as @SaintInSaffa is reeling me in point by point. Is it too late for me to put a run together?

Team Manager GW TOT
1 Yes Sir I Can Boogie @Tokyo-Saint 41 2332
2 AFC FFS! @Dellboy 33 2149
3 Bayer Leverarchfile @JxgrSaint 28 2125
4 Mo Salah Mo Problems @TheMightyOstrich 41 2085
5 Return of the Saint @Bucks 43 2080
6 Smack the Toney @WorzelScummage 66 2075
7 Night out in Krakow @Polski_Filip 34 2017
8 Gavstar Belgrade II @gavstar 39 1963
9 Wem Wanderers @Shroppie 57 1945
10 icanicazzeggiano @Numptyboi 45 1927
11 Rob’s Rovers @Saint-Rob 35 1886
12 2 Hopes and Bob… @BTripz 39 1864
13 Stew’s Psycho’s @SaintInSaffa 44 1858
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Gameweek 36 - @Dellboy wins the Week

Well done to @Dellboy who manged to score over 100 points this week, still not enough to overhaul @Tokyo-Saint though.

Team Manager GW TOT
1 Yes Sir I Can Boogie @Tokyo-Saint 89 2421
2 AFC FFS! @Dellboy 103 2248
3 Bayer Leverarchfile @JxgrSaint 79 2204
4 Mo Salah Mo Problems @TheMightyOstrich 95 2180
5 Return of the Saint @Bucks 66 2146
6 Smack the Toney @WorzelScummage 42 2117
7 Night out in Krakow @Polski_Filip 82 2099
8 +1 Wem Wanderers @Shroppie 87 2032
9 -1 Gavstar Belgrade II @gavstar 63 2026
10 icanicazzeggiano @Numptyboi 63 1990
11 Rob’s Rovers @Saint-Rob 68 1954
12 2 Hopes and Bob… @BTripz 71 1935
13 Stew’s Psycho’s @SaintInSaffa 66 1924
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Gameweek 37 - We Have a New Loser

Yes, @SaintInSaffa has finally managed to overtake me and I am now sitting pretty at the bottom of the table. A dreadful 33 points saw to that.

Congrats to @Tokyo-Saint who won this week and, I guess, the while season, a near 200 point lead is pretty unassailable I would think.

Do we give @Tokyo-Saint a badge?

Team Manager GW TOT
1 Yes Sir I Can Boogie James McCall 85 2506
2 AFC FFS! Chris Baughan 70 2314
3 Bayer Leverarchfile Joelyon Roberts 60 2264
4 Mo Salah Mo Problems Martin Ostrich 64 2244
5 Return of the Saint Richard Burt 57 2203
6 +1 Night out in Krakow Philip Hughes 70 2169
7 -1 Smack the Toney Simon Goddard 43 2160
8 Wem Wanderers Geoff Soul 55 2087
9 Gavstar Belgrade II Gavin Davis 52 2078
10 icanicazzeggiano Kevin Hayter 48 2038
11 Rob’s Rovers Rob Blakey 58 2012
12 +1 Stew’s Psycho’s Stewart Cousens 63 1987
13 -1 2 Hopes and Bob… Bob Bain 33 1968
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When is my coronation? The open top bus company are hassling me about fixing a date.

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Sotonians stretching it’s budget to the max for this joyous occasion :crown:

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Gameweek 38 - Time to Crown @Tokyo-Saint

What we all knew about 10 weeks ago has happened with @Tokyo-Saint finally getting the chance to don his winner’s :crown:, woot, woot.

Seriously, well done to Tokes he has played the game well. Maybe with the return of @NotBletch he will have a bit more competition next season, who knows

Final Table

Team Manager GW TOT
1 Yes Sir I Can Boogie James McCall 68 2570
2 AFC FFS! Chris Baughan 38 2352
3 Mo Salah Mo Problems Martin Ostrich 67 2311
4 Bayer Leverarchfile Joelyon Roberts 33 2297
5 Return of the Saint Richard Burt 46 2249
6 Night out in Krakow Philip Hughes 60 2229
7 Smack the Toney Simon Goddard 37 2197
8 Wem Wanderers Geoff Soul 35 2122
9 Gavstar Belgrade II Gavin Davis 23 2101
10 icanicazzeggiano Kevin Hayter 52 2090
11 Rob’s Rovers Rob Blakey 32 2044
12 Stew’s Psycho’s Stewart Cousens 54 2041
13 2 Hopes and Bob… Bob Bain 49 2017
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Well done Tokes. But also you Bob, very consistent for a long time :grin:

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