Fantasy Football

No you did the right thing with De Bruyne. I always take out players who are up against us, otherwise its like betting on our opponents. It may cost me points, but its the right thing to do Ant (and Bletch) :innocent:

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Fair point - I generally do at least bench players that we’re facing on any given week!

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That’s a recipe for being the first of the losers at best.

I see it differently; if my fantasy team does badly at the expense of Saints then I’m happy :lou_wink: when I otherwise would be sad :lou_sad:.

I’m also safe in the knowledge that the rest of the league are each so wracked with guilt and so uncommitted to winning, that I can exploit them ruthlessly.

Bletch FC = :lou_wink:

Get your own players = :lou_sad:

…sing when I’m winning, I only sing…

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OK, here’s the December League as it stands…

As you can see, Toke is on top.

Which just goes to prove that even a broken clock can be a complete ****.

Or something like that.

Amplified Ants still putting in consistent performances. One to watch IMO.

It’s also immensely gratifying to see Dick Burt slipping down another greasy pole having come close and shot his load (of points) in the general direction of Bletch FC.

…and the overall league standings…

…see Bletch FC extend its lead.

Ladbrokes no longer accepting bets on Bletch FC winning the inaugural Sotonians.com Fantasy Football Cup.

Their manager must be awesome.

:confused:

Do you like me being on top B or do you prefer me coming from behind like in the overall league?

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Originally posted by @saintbletch

Ladbrokes no longer accepting bets on Bletch FC winning the inaugural Sotonians.com Fantasy Football Cup.

Their manager must be awesome.

:confused:

Any manager who does not understand the nature of the competition they are in should take up knitting pronto. :nerd_face:

…and Heaven forfend that anyone should drink a commercially available cider from the Sotonians.com Fantasy Football Cup!

Originally posted by @saintbletch

Amplified Ants still putting in consistent performances. One to watch IMO.

Slight slump stabilised. Wasn’t putting the research time in and tried too many differentials. Actually looking ahead and forward-planning now.

Also, does everybody have all 3 bonus chips still to use? Got a plan for those too…

I do, but I know the week I use them my players will decide to all have hangovers or syphillis or some other dehabilitating disease that means they’ll be wasted.

Yes, ant. I’ve got them all left.

As Cup competitions and delayed/re-arranged fixtures kick-in, you find that teams play more than one game in a week.

I’m planning to play mine when that happens.

Indeed - I remember gambling on Jordi Gomez during a double-gameweek at the tail end of last season due to him being Sunderland’s set-piece taker. Fecker only went and got injured just before their first match of the two.

If memory serves he scored two penalties against Saints up at their place last season as well. What a git.

Welcome to my Fantasy Sport world

We’re champions league,We’re champions league, We’re champions league, We’re champions league, We’re champions league , We’re champions league, We’re champions league

As the clairvoyant said, there will be no FF update this week due to unforeseen circumstances.

I’m at a funeral and I’ve also done badly.

P.S. Toke, it’s bad form to crow about your FF performance. People will call you arrogant.

P.P.S Dicky Burt you can fuck right off with your talks of marathons and sprints.

“There is no news today citizens, but thats because all is well”. #chinesestatemedia

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You’re at a week long funeral? Is it for a Ghanaian?

  • if I don’t celebrate now, when will I be able to celebrate? I can’t celebrate at the end of the season when I am middle table can I? No, Saints last season, leicester and me this - all celebrations must be complete by xmas eve at the latest cause it’s down hill from there on in.
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As if any further proof were required that Vardy and Mahrez are fixture-proof…

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Bletch FC would like to wish the first to fourteenth losers a very merry Xmas, and a patronisingly lucky new year!

So here’s the overall league:

Notable performances from me! (and Halo).

Well done me.

And here is the December league:

Which sees Toke top - based on a ‘strategy’ of unthinkingly captaining Mahrez.

Toke’s a ****.

Originally posted by @saintbletch

Bletch FC would like to wish the first to fourteenth losers a very merry Xmas, and a patronisingly lucky new year!

So here’s the overall league:

Notable performances from me! (and Toke).

Well done me.

And here is the December league:

Which sees Toke top - based on a ‘strategy’ of unthinkingly captaining Mahrez. Toke’s a ****.

Toke’s a ****.

Strange, that December league looks strikingly familiar to the Overall league, and what about mentioning Halo who “took you to the woodshed” this week, all hail Halo

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I think if you read my post again, Big Pedantic Bob, you’ll see that I have singled out Halo.

#iamtheghostofmlg