Fantasy Football

KRG, my man, You’ve got to log in to change things for this weekend.

BUT but but you’ve forgotten your log in details, is this some kind of catch 22??

Yeah mate, I’m fucked.

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Originally posted by @KRG

Yeah mate, I’m fucked.

https://users.premierleague.com/PremierUser/login/reset_password.html

KRG et al, login and change your team. You have a transfer and team change deadline of 11:45am today.

We have another new member arriving this week in the League…

Welcome Hughie’s Saints - you’re going down!

For those that join late, I will publish the monthly league too in subsequent updates.

Actually I’m a little worried about the Bear. He’s all business nowadays and he’s coming from behind me again. It’s just a game, Bear.

Bletch Pro Tip. With Swansea playing Sunderland, and with Sunderland apparently rudderless and having conceded 7 in two games, can I recommend that you make a Sunderland defender your captain?

Or not.

Thank god for that Costa scores and he is my captain. Could save the week, with Mane and Kompany?

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Singing while I’m winning, I thought I’d share the current positions in case Arsenal v Liverpool helps any of you free-loaders move up the league.

This is laughably bad for me.

Originally posted by @KRG

This is laughably bad for me.

I’m not laughing at you, KRG.

I’m laughing above you.

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The gap was closed slightly with last night’s match. There’s a school of three of us that have sight of Bletch’s toes and are circling, ready for a nibble…

Much happier with my squad post-wildcard. May just juggle the defence a little now. Didn’t bank on us getting a clean sheet this weekend!

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Well, as I didn’t get the most points this week, I wasn’t planning on posting an update.

But as ant has already described the league, let’s see it.

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Right, I’ve finally found the time to familiarise myself with how to play this game.

One hundred points adrift, it’s time to ramp up my fantasizing.

The fight-back begins today!

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Is someone really called Workshy? If so, that is the best name ever. I would love to invite Mr. Workshy for an interview.

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OK ladies and gentlemen, you’ve got 45 minutes to get your teams in for this game week.

Big-hearted Bletch says go heavy on Bournemouth and Man City for attack and Stoke or Liverpool defensively.

Don’t thank me. I’ll blush.

What a fucking shitty Saturday that was. I am now pinning all on Saints FFS!

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Pelle

Captain

Triple point bonus card played

BACK OF THE NET!!

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You bastard!

Halo, word to the wise and all that, people don’t like people who crow about how well they’re doing in the fantasy football league.

You wouldn’t catch me doing that sort of thing.

Well played sir!

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Originally posted by @saintbletch

Originally posted by @Halo-Stickman

Pelle

Captain

Triple point bonus card played

BACK OF THE NET!!

Halo, word to the wise and all that, people don’t like people who crow about how well they’re doing in the fantasy football league

I take your point, Bletch; normally speaking, I’m not one for blowing my own trumpet, but being last in the league by some distance, I reckoned it was acceptable to cut myself some slack on this one occasion.

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Shit week for me!

OK, Here’s the league after gameweek 4. in the next update, I’ll also include the league for September which will give show-offs like Halo something to show-off about.

I hate show-offs.

Get in!

Back of the net!

Bletch is top of the league, say Bletch is top of the league…

I suppose I should also acknowledge excellent performances by CarryOnFantasizing (66 pts) and Mangohampton FC (61pts).

I also noticed that Amplified Ants’ official spokesman has been quiet this week, unlike Real Ma Saints’ manager who has been very open with the press stating that he’s had a shit week. I expect to see reasons and excuses soon.

Bletch FC is simply taking each game at a time.*

International break now so that means 2 weeks of transfers in and out - which means that prices will rise and fall during the break. It’s a good chance to make some cash!

* Bletch wondering just how smug it’s possible to be without being Internet-punched.

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Originally posted by @saintbletch

OK, Here’s the league after gameweek 4. in the next update, I’ll also include the league for September which will give show-offs like Halo something to show-off about.

Yeah, that would be most welcome, Bletch: showing-off when I’m in last place isn’t particularly easy :slight_frown: