For a minute I thought you were suggesting putting the brick wall at the top of his legs… Ahem.
Pink tracksuit, blonde wig, false eyelashes, massive tits. Jordan.
I can almost guarantee that this is the one you’ll go for.
Well now I have too many ideas! *shakes fist*
Chuck yourself in front of a bus or call Tyson Fury a homosexual and by the time you get to the party you should look like Syria.
Or fail an IQ test, buy yourself a pink Mercedes, get your tits out at every opportunity and go as Jordan.
(sorry missed the Jordan above!)
I went as Mr T one year. Was epic.
Originally posted by @Chertsey-Saint
I went as Mr T one year. Was epic.
I hear Pap went as Mrs T one year and hasn´t been the same since.
When is Sotonians going to have a fancy dress get together? I can imagine the effort you would all put in!
Google Birmingham people in 1960, dress accordingly, and you are Australia.