My stadium entry slot is 17:30-18:00 annoyingly.
Only beer inside is fucking Heineken so currently at a rum bar to prevent me having to stoop so low.
Picture for reference before the game - if we win thereāll be a worse for wear one tomorrow morningā¦.
Sarah from Essex is a major doubt for tonightās game after exclaiming to her husband that sheās too pissed to get up from the gutter outside my lockdown digs.
Her husband may also be in need of medical attention after being told " I told you it was a fvcking stupid idea to go to the Pub for lunch you pr1ck"
Ah Essex, itās the only way
ICYMI
This canāt be a true representation of JxgrSaintā¦ Sotonians must all be Rotund, balding and 50+. Far too handsome sir 
I hadnāt - thanks for the tip Phil
Yes Iāve just said to Lady Slowlane he looks like hired help, i.e. Lady Slowlane hires and fires. 
Well the ticket wasnāt cheap and needs mustā¦
Last time we were in a final you could get a good ticket for 50p. Mind you that did represent 4 weeks pocket money.
Gotta respect Branson.
Blasting off into orbit to catch our Penalties
And still have change for fish and chips and the bus fare home?
Poxy weather - no sooner do I light the bbq it starts raining - fuck the British summer
A bit concerning that I seem to have an excess of Italian wine in stock, which obviously is out of order this evening. Not in a beer mood and Iām not into English āwineā. Going to have to attack the decent Beaujolais and hope the Anglo French bonhomie is operative. 
And to add to your glee, itās Ā£6.90 a pint.
The only beer we have in is Moretti 
Itāll go down as quick as their players tbh
see the annoyances thread
