I hate football - itās fucking shit. It lulls you into a false sense of expectation and when you are at your most vulnerable, it takes a massive dump on your hopes and dreams.
How long have you been married?
Thatās why you support Saints
This will be the making of the team.world Cup next year.
Piece of cake
34% possession ffs
Iād like to see the 2nd half possession, must have been about 20%.
Thank you for participating but it appears I won at the quarterfinal stageā
Kane spot on in post match interview.
Harry Kane should not have been having an interview as he never touched the fucking ball
My strategy of going for the smartest top didnāt work, but to not lose to @TheMightyOstrich was clearly never in doubt
Missed the bit where he said he was shite though
Good god the taters on bbc forensically trying to find out reasons why Engerland should be the winners ffs.
For your sanity, why didnāt you just turn over and watch something else?
I did, to ITV and got exact the sameā¦
Still got your original tele?
Nah, got channel 4 now and we also cook with gas
Sitting here, after getting back from my mateās house, Barcardi Spiced in hand contemplating what could have beenā¦
Meh, que cera cera, on to the next disappointment be it England, Hampshire CC or Saintsā¦