If only they had JWP
Foden hit the post after 3 minutes but itās a warm day and Iāve been dozing through the first half. Donāt think Iāve missed much.
Ooo free kick Prowsie rangeā¦oh.
First 30!we looked ok
Last 15 has been turgid
Reasonably bright, Croatia struggling with Sterling and Foden. Kane barely in the game though
Well we havent fucked it up yet
We reached the āso what are you doing in Krakowā stage in the pub. About 10 of us in there
Walker must have been drinking Johnnieās. Canāt even pass straight!
Wait.
WHAT?
Thereās an Irish HEN PARTY in the other bar here?
Hmmmm.
Suddenly the big screen room looks very empty.
Yes Iāll try for a rule #1
Can anyone imagine Grealish against this team?
Yes, apart from Southgate.
Fuck me Trippier - wakey wakey
Cracking goal
Fuckinā hellā¦Stirling scoresā¦how!
Fuck me! Sterling done a finish.
Why does Stirling have an MBE?
He scored a goalā¦thatās why.
Services to tattooists?
Oh yeah, forgot about the Stirling Machine Gun.
Ouch
hope he hasnāt ruined his nose.
Prowsie rangeā¦ohā¦Iām going to have to get used to this arenāt I.