Turns TV on, turns over to the cricket, shake head, turns over to something else instead…
Stokes survives being bowled by a no ball
Turning point?
Nah, that was the one that got Pope.
Warnesque apparently
In his dreams. Although it was a decent ball from a left arm seamer so Shane can sleep easy.
Stokes 50 up
157-4, England need 120 more runs to win
Just drop your hands and let it go…Naa too easy.
Stokes gloves one for a catch behind.
And then gone, trying to get out of the way of a ball going high and down leg and he gloves one to the keeper. Looks like he was going to attempt the “uppercut” shot but was undecided.
159-5, game over?
Yep
99 to win
Changing the ball so expect a few more down quickly
Root 50 up, he’ll throw his wicket away soon no doubt.
181-5, trail by 96
Crawley, just got this
200 up, 200-5
It was his Dad’s nickname and always made me chuckle.
Fuckin ell the world’s slowest stream.

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Crawley, just got this
Fuckin ell the world’s slowest stream.
I saw it earlier and it must have been ticking over in the back of my brain all day…
Stumps 216-5, need 61 more runs
It’s the hope that kills you
No relation to John Crawley.
I’m sure I heard the pundits say they were related during one of Zak’s early test matches but a quick search says otherwise.
Nurse!