118-2 from 10
Get Phil Salt to tell Ollie Pope how to review
132-4
Another review
Livingstone on a hat trick!
132-5 12.3 overs
Commentary all saying Livingstone should have stayed on
Curran comes on
Bowls Inglus
165-6 16.4
Also talking shit. England will struggle to get 170
Pace off on this pitch is really hard. England bowled 6 overs pace on. Aussies won’t do that
But they think we can chase 200. Not on this pitch
With a pie that should have been hit into Hedge End. Idiot tried to ramp it. Sky then replayed it 6 times from every angle. Must equal Warne/Gatting for ball of all time.
118-2 to172-8
Archer on hattrick
Team hatrtick
Mahmood gets Cam Green
Shows how bad they bowled.
Nasser needs to calm the fuck down
Another hattrick ball
Ooh
Run out
179 all out. Still think the Powerplay will cost us
5.5 overs 85-0
19.3 179 all out
Still think Sam Curran will cost us.
Salt caught off of a no-ball first ball…
5 proper balls and each one has nearly been a catch.
Oops all our posts gone on the Utd match thread…
Sigh
13-1 1.3 overs
As expected.
Old skool Test Match batting in a powerplay.
Cannot get near the ball when they try to hit it.
130 will be a good score
Cox is leading a charmed life, 2 inside edges miss the stumps and go for 4
34-1 from 4
Until David takes a simple catch that we’ve all made back in the day
41-2
48-3 130 might have been optimistic
Time to catch up on Celebrity Masterchef
52-4 7.4 Sam Curran coming in
England really taking it to Australia now…Not.
128-8
35 to win
Last over
9 wickets down
Game 2
England bowl.
Oh…36-0 off 2.3 overs
51-0 off 4 overs
193-6 off 20 sigh
Eng 48-2 off 5
Abbot bowling bananas from one end though
Salt gone 39
79-3 8.2