Isn’t he the TV guy who married that porn Gal? Jenny slutfucker…Fiona Fist Wanker…Wreck your balls Richmond…Hell, I have a terrible long term mammary
I don’t know who you’re on about Ohio, but he was a middle age guy working in an insurance company a few years ago, maybe he’s taken a change of career 
TV presenter on Coast to Coast, allegedly taken to A&E with an electric toothbrush stuck up his arse.
unionhotel has got a great story about Crispy Cock. I’ll let him tell it 
Looks like we need a new thread just for Chrispy Cock!
Um… And you just happen to have a signed photo? Hmmmmmm
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Yeah, whatever, The "Hilarious fun with words" saintbletch_ 
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World’s worst fucking butler. He forgets his station in life far too often. IMO
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Aye, Ohio, as man-servants go, this one’s pretty bolshie.
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Originally posted by @Ohio-Saint
Originally posted by @Spudders
I worked with a guy called Chris Peacock
Isn’t he the TV guy who married that porn Gal? Jenny slutfucker…Fiona Fist Wanker…Wreck your balls Richmond…Hell, I have a terrible long term mammary
That was James Montgomery.
Chrispy Cock danced to a different beat, as well as finding new ways to clean his dentures.
Originally posted by @Lets-B-Drinking
Originally posted by @Ohio-Saint
Originally posted by @Spudders
I worked with a guy called Chris Peacock
Isn’t he the TV guy who married that porn Gal? Jenny slutfucker…Fiona Fist Wanker…Wreck your balls Richmond…Hell, I have a terrible long term mammary
That was James Montgomery.
Chrispy Cock danced to a different beat, as well as finding new ways to clean his dentures.
You are letting facts get in the way of my fun. I prefer my own version of the truth.
What the hell, forget all that…What did Chrispy Cock do then?
Moon Unit Zappa. Zowie Bowie. Rolan Bolan. Fifi Trixibelle Geldof, Peaches Honeyblossom Geldof, Little Pixie Geldof. Blue Angel Evans (The Edges daughter). Sabbath Wylde (son of Ozzy Osbournes guitarist). Zuma Rossdale (Gwen Stefanis daughter). Bluebelle Madonna (Gerry Halliwells daughter). Apple Martin (Nice one Chris and Gwennie). Otis Ferry (very white and middle class son of Bryan).
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You have just won the internet for today at least!
My brother, who has lived in Spain since 1986, has a stepdaughter named Nemesis. Admittedly the Spanish pronunciation (Nemsees with the stress on the second syllable) sounds a bit better, but it’s still the same Greek goddess nonetheless.
And there was me thinking the first Mrs SOG was my nemesis!!
Just heard that the Neville bros Dad has died (RIP but why that should be on the radio news I dont know).
Anyway, his name was…Neville Neville why would you do that to someone?
better than Breville Neville
What about Rebel Rebel?