£8.10 to get pissed out of your head. You’re still a cheap date x
They are the system, now.
LOL even the people selling it describe it as “dank”
Let’s be honest, £4.05 through that pint and I was already anybody’s.
Sadly nobody asked.
Anyway, I remember you once left me so inebriated that I fell asleep at Southampton Airport Parkway until 4am. So you don’t get to sit in judgement about ‘dates’.
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That’s dank as in cannabis bud dank.
It’s hempy. It’s a compliment.
ON the platform not UNDER it. Take the win.
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Yeah, Neck Oil.
At 4.3% I’m sobering up fast.
WTAF is Vegan beer?
A travesty in a pint glass
(Actually tbf I had a toothsome vegan lager in Brizzle a couple of weeks ago)
If it’s any consolation amid all this ribbing about your lack of alcohol tolerance, I consumed a portion of tiramisu at my mother’s place on Sunday, unaware that it contained traces of Marsala. I practically passed out on the spot, and when I made it home half an hour later I immediately fell into a sleep which would have been better described as a coma. 
Fucking hell, I used to be a champion. 
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As @PhilippineSaint pointed out, most beers are vegan, very few animal products go into making beer.
What, cat’s piss is Vegan?
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My lack of alcohol tolerance is well documented here.
But any man that allows a desert to beat them needs to take a long, hard look in the mirror.
On another note, as a 9? year old my old man used to give me Crema Bosca - a massalla wine which was wonderful.
Like heroin to this 9 year old.
But imagine getting pissed by an apple pie?
Have a word with yourself.
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Opening line, Return to the Hotel California.
Did it taste of curry?
There are no apples in a tiramisu. It is a sponge and cream based, coffee and Marsala flavoured confection.
I suspect you’ve had a shandy at lunchtime, so I’ll cut you some slack for your embarrassing display of ignorance. 
As long as it’s creamy and slides down easily Bletch is not fussy if it’s fruity or comes with a kick.
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I think my apple pie reference was a general reference to desert. Perhaps I should have said trifle?
I blame my autocorrect for the marsala confusion, although did it taste of curry line was ‘quite’ funny. 
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You know me so well.
Everything seems to have a small lag loading on here at the moment- other sites seems fine.
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It’s notbletch’s bloody shirt graphic.
About a 3/4s lag while it loads enough to think you didnt press the back button and annoyingly you go back 2 pages.
I know this as it doesnt happen when going topic back just back to main page.
Its annoying
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