Do we get Adam Lambert now?
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God is not happy. He is doing some serious End of the World storm shit around here atm.
Looking on the bright side, I’ve just moved up one place in line to the throne. 
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Feck me, even the BBC sport front page is full of articles about Liz’s passing
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Look at the BBC main site
All other news has been banned to allow for state mandated mourning
Keep up Bob. You’ll be pilloried by society and family if you don’t show the appropriate level of deference 
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Do I have to…
(ex)Mrs Btripz is texting me “So sad, I keep crying”
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It’s frankly nauseating
Tbh I though society had gotten over deference to the monarchy
I understand the institution of monarchy and what it adds to the UK but…hey, a lady who did some good work has died of old age. I’m genuinely sorry for the family’s loss though.
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Thoughts and prayers to all my friends in the UK tonight.
Knowing the hardship and pain that you all face together in the coming days.
You can take strength from the knowledge you can all get through this together.
Or
You can get on a plane here and join me in a BBC Free Zone and listen to DiscoPolo without fear of Nicholas Witchell popping up Live from somewhere talking about nothing
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Phillip came to me today,
and said it was time to go.
I looked at him and smiled,
as i whispered that “I know”
I then turned and looked behind me,
and seen I was asleep.
All my Family were around me,
and I could hear them weep.
I gently touched each shoulder,
with Phillip by my side.
Then I turned away and walked,
with My Angel guide.
Phillip held my hand,
as he lead the way,
to a world where King’s and Queens,
are Monarch’s every day.
I was given a crown to wear
or a Halo known by some.
The difference is up here,
they are worn by everyone.
I felt a sense of peace,
my reign had seen its end.
70 years I had served my Country,
as the peoples friend.
Thank you for the years,
for all your time and love.
Now I am one of two again,
in our Palace up above.
© Daily Heil or such like?
Worse.
Facebook.
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I should have guessed.
Oh fuck you. Fuck right off.
Now I’ve got fucking hayfever.
FFS
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I must admit I did find that one quite poignant…
Can’t be sad, she had a good innings and did well in a shit job.
Much more upset about a friend of ours who had a major stroke two weeks ago and is still unconscious in Bournemouth Hospital.
Wake up Trish. 
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Exactly
I wish Trish well.
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Polish TV has dedicated a Channel to this.
Unheard of apparently.
Lots of locals getting educated and lots of tears from Mrs P_F while she was round at BFF’s
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