šŸ‡­šŸ‡· Croatia v Denmark šŸ‡©šŸ‡° - @Rallyboy v @dinger - Sunday 1st July 19:00 ITV

The way this weird WC is going, Colombia will probably play Japan in the Semi

Don’t be cheeky I pay good money for that service…definitely not to be sniffed at.

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:saints:

Mrs C_S says it’s a bit small.

I’m fairly sure she means the emoji…

Denmark’s defence looks as wonky as ours (and Englands)

If you download the browser ap ā€œimagusā€ it expands any picture as you hover over it.

Tell her she just needs to get closer to it…

I know I’ll sound like a complete arse for saying this, but I think it’s over for me and @Coxford_lou’s emojis, for me, at least.

Call me shallow, but a man is ultimately only as faithful as his options.

If anything, you need to blame @saintbletch for the end of my relationship with @Coxford_lou’s emojis. He was a terrible influence, Lou. Telling me that there was a wider world beyond version 1.6 of MVCForum, lovingly customised with @Coxford_lou’s emojis and the other sprinkings of stuff I put in.

Over several sessions of plying me with drink (always on a match-day, @Tokyo-Saint) , he convinced me to run Discourse, and I should have twigged that it would come with more emojis, but I didn’t.

My options are now vast. I’d be dishonest if I said I didn’t want to play the field. I’m sorry, @Coxford_lou’s emojis; I’m done.

Here is a nice emoji of a cat to help in the healing process.

:cat:

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+3 Reading glasses help as well

Here’s what you get with ā€œimagusā€ a nice big pussy…

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What you really want is :-

:dark_sunglasses: +3 Vorpal Dual Lens of Perving

  • You gain a +3 bonus to ogling and surreptious side glance rolls made with these lenses. In addition, the lenses ignore resistance to social attitudes that were developed after 1979.
  • These glasses will also detect the Portsmouth taint, and will repeatedly scream ā€œSkate!, Skate!, Skate!ā€, if an ogle-target happens to have Pompey heritage.

Customer testimonials.

ā€œI love 'emā€
Not- @Lord-Duckhunter

Imagus?

What’s that, a spell taught at Hogwarts?

Anything happening at the football?

Yes.
41 minutes ago

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/imagus/immpkjjlgappgfkkfieppnmlhakdmaab?hl=en

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Good game this. Both teams trying to win, with very different styles, of play. I’m enjoying it anyway.

That is a real ā€œMeme Bobā€ review of the first half, @Fowllyd

image

Wake me up for the penalties

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Sounds familiar.

Fair point, papster. Sadly, the second half has been nothing like as enjoyable. Croatia look to be playing safer and with consequently less threat, while Denmark seem to have sorted out some of their defensive failings (though this could just be down to Croatia’s growing timidity. Fortune favours the brave; Croatia needed to be bolder in the second half, but they’re actually less so.

Incidentally, Croatia are definitely the itchiest team in the tournament (geddit?).