I thought the banter had improved, where is that comedy adverse fellow Tokyo, Bearsy is he not hanging out your arse?
#tokebants or even #tokebants
I’m lonely.
Toke, ignore pap, he’s a dick.
Imagine it’s just me and you, just like the old days.
We’ll talk of labrador sex and Downtown Abbey, of octoporn and verb name games, of vegetables that look like cocks and of sticking it to the man and his swear filter.
We’ll all still think you’re a colossal scotch cunt, but nobody will say it out loud.
Deal?
pap, fuck off or I’m mounting a reverse takeover of Bletchweb.
Who’s with me?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Is there anybody out there?
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ok this is good, lets keep to the does pap look like a sex offender agenda from now on pls, rather than look too closely at the is bear lonely motif, which was making us all so uncomfortable
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Being shallow and, in general, not really giving a fuck about most things, I’m more interested in whether you have nice brown nipples or horrible rat nose ones?
These things tend to make or break a releationship I’ve found.
Now I am confused…is everyone being pretend cunts or real cunts? See this is what happens when one innocently joins cuntsweb at a later date, without the benefit of the early love fest and only witnesses subsequent cuntishness… sighs… the big question though is Salt or Sweet?
I’m more interested in whether you’re a nice brown cunt, or one of those horrible rat-nosed ones.
Yeah, I’m confused. I mean, they’re all cunts, but are they all being cuntish to each other as some massive bro’ type bantz session, or are they really meaning it?
we don’t play by ur rules, copper. We’ll beef where we want to beef.
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Sshhhh! , and pass the popcorn
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mmm scotch cunt , presumably that would have breadcrumbs on the outside?
mmm beef
Cunt.
Batter and deep fried.
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Look, can we stop this please, I’m getting very upset, you’re all spoiling @LouLouMySweet’s thread.
@Pap and @Tokes either sort it out, shake hands (metaphorically) and agree to disagree or ignore each other.
@Bletch stop being a cunt.
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How in the name of all that is holy can Toke be ahead of me in the points this week.
He’s only come back to take pot shots at Chairman pap.
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Originally posted by @saintbletch
Originally posted by @Chertsey-Saint
Originally posted by @areloa-grandee
Now I am confused…is everyone being pretend cunts or real cunts? See this is what happens when one innocently joins cuntsweb at a later date, without the benefit of the early love fest and only witnesses subsequent cuntishness… sighs… the big question though is Salt or Sweet?
Yeah, I’m confused. I mean, they’re all cunts, but are they all being cuntish to each other as some massive bro’ type bantz session, or are they really meaning it?
Cunt.
YOU’RE a cunt.
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