Tater has lost his voice!
I dont seem to care. Have been at the Fife Whisky Festival since 12 and have consumed more units than is recommended for a several weksl did we win?
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Fuck me. We really donāt make like easy for ourselves
not yet but its on the cards
Weāve been winning drawing losing drawing winning drawing and then finally winning 3 - 4. FT.
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fooking hell tbere is something good about a 16 year old PX cask matured Bunnahabhain single cask at 60.1% and a siants win
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its been a while
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Never any doubt that weād win
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Iām fucking knackered!
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Well, that just about keeps us in touch with the autos. Eleven games to make up a five point gap.
I canāt watch this shit every week. I feel like Iāve aged 10 years in 90 minutes. Fuck me, we donāt half make it hard for ourselves. The only consolation is if we ship 3 against Leeds or Leicester then weāre definitely losing ā¦
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SAS MATCH REPORT v Birmingham
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Following our [silly big number] undefeated games, we appear to have now lost all form and take the confidence of a pimply 15yo into our trip to St Andrewās.
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Thankfully thereās a big in for this one with the return of Flynn Downes. Sometimes itās hard to pinpoint the reason things have taken a turn for the worse, however in this case - just like the moment Macauley Culkin left the Home Alone franchise ā the picture is much clearer. Come to think of it, Iāve not seen those two in the same room. Makes you thinkā¦
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Anyway, on to the game and with Downes into the side and a renewed optimism I expect us to start strongly. 1-0 Birmingham. Yoshi with the goal. Not the cool one.
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We almost go two down and I decide to have a quick glance at how many points 7th is currently on. Thankfully it stays at 1-0 and we begin to play ourselves into the game with some slick movement.
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It sounds arrogant and a little clichƩ, but this equaliser was a long time coming. Long time, short legs. 1-1. Beautiful by Brooks, clinical by Arma. Game on.
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This is the sort of game Iāll miss if we do get promoted: tough, end-to-end, skilful and erratic. Players pumping their fists after a tackle and winning a throw in. Itās not quite Bruno Fernandes laying on the ground for seven minutes moaning at his imaginary friends, but weāll take it.
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With more snow falling than a 90ās Maradona picnic weāve now established ourselves as the dominant team in this affair and itās just a matter of time before it shows on the scoreline. 2-1 Birmingham.
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The second half picks up where the first left off with a handful of chances in the opening moments before Brooks slices in and curls it majestically into the back of the net. Thatās too classy for the Championship. Naughty boy. 2-2
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If you thought you now had time to breathe you thought wrong. Smallbone takes a poor corner, but before a bunch of triple-chinned, knuckle-dragging miserable weirdos can even log on to their X account to aim disgusting abuse at a young man, he puts in a peach of a ball to Chele who does the rest. 3-2. What a league ladies and gentlemen.
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Now that weāve got the lead itās surely time to take that breath. Wrong. Smallbone is charging towards goal looking for his third assist in a few minutes and heās bowled over, however the ball continues into our path for a goalscoring opportunity and the referee wisely plays advantagā¦.huh? Heās called it back?! The Saints players and fans are furious. Ahhh itās a red card. The Birmingham players and fans are furious. Looks worse on 2nd replay, thankfully we donāt have to have a 203rd and 204th look at it like they would in that league above.
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Itās now shooting gallery mode and a matter of how many goals weāll win by. John Ruddy and his Zimmer frame are the only things keeping Birmingham in it, but itās only a matter of time. 3-3 Birmingham. Sometimes you just have to laugh. Ha. Bloody Ha.
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Thereās time for a triple change and a handful more shots. The board goes up and thereās NINE minutes on there. Must be all the time they spent checking with VAR. Fair enough.
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As I start to type āTwo points thrown awayā and find the courage to anonymously troll people I donāt even know for upsetting my weekend, we have our 132nd corner in, ironically, the 132nd minute. BANGGGGGGG GETTTTT INNNNNNN! JOE ARIBOOOOOO makes it 4-3.
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Never in doubt. Comfortable win in the end helped by Leeds and Leicester surprisingly dropping points. Looks like itās now a race between us and Ipswich for the title. Fun times. Fun league
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I have been completely āmehā recently with football. I guess that was 25 games of optimism! Iāll get Miss Dizzyfeet to predict again. At least then I donāt have to endure the pain of looking at the upcoming fixtures and worry what will be the outcome.
Perhaps I need some help?
My pin the tail on the donkey approach works just as well.
Iām not bottom of the leaderboardā¦.yet.
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FFS, it was only a, slightly reckless, over the top, studs showing, aggressive, considerate tackle. Iāve seen worse. 
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