Bompey v Saints - Match Thread

Even Kevin Friend was diving about trying to win free kicks.

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That was fucking dog turd.

I’m not going to start digging Fraser out but…that was some shit keeping again today.

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The pies were genuinely great. And plucky Boscombe will get a commemorative DVD out of it. So not an entire waste of an evening.

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Fonte poor for the first. Forster poor for the second. We didnt deserve anything from this match. What on earth has happened to Mane and Tadic? At least Pelle looked up for it when he came on. Very disappointing performance tonight.

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I usually like to invest some time in putting together a well thought out Match Report. I think that if I’m asking you to spend your time reading what I have to say, that I should put in the effort and imagination to make it worth the read.

Today, I am taking an alternative approach. I’m going to put in the same effort and creativity that my team showed.

Goodnight.

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At least we don’t have Irene on here

I’m ok for season to end now pls. Maybe next yr, will be Our Yr.

I woke up this morning thinking I might put last night into a bit more perspective. Nope, it was still shyte. :lou_angry:

At least they were kind enough to give us a lesson in every department - unlike Chelsea who cheated their way to three points.

I think it was also the night when a wheel fell off the Leicester wagon.

Spurs win the title, we finish behind Liverpool, Chelsea and West Ham.

Mmmmm, not quite how I saw it last week.

Not what I wanyed to read as I crawl out of my pit with a screaming hangover, but exactly as I see it at the moment :frowning:

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I know Mane hasn’t played much recently, but he is almost back to the level of performance he turned in at Sheff Utd. The whole team were shockingly poor though and they need to provide a reaction on Saturday.

I think Mane has been consistent since the words Man Utd were first uttered.

He retired last year.

but what about all his wonderful movement off the ball Rallyboy you idiot…

Yeah, whatever.

#endproduct

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We have to shake this on the beach mentality that we seem to have. Hopefully just a blip as we will win on Sat. What worries me is they are fighting for their lives.

I never thought I would see the day we would lose to Bournemouth in the premier league, but then a few years back I never thought I would see the day that Rochdale would do the double over us in the league!

We lost?

fuck… out the loop given no idea where I am or what time zone… more importantly, this hiatus means I have fallen to 6th in the Year’s leaderboard as Bearsy and KRG have overtaken me… bastards.

#notfeelingtheloveguys

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:lou_sad: Gay feels abandoned RIP.

Getting upvotes is easy, I get 5 or 6 every time I call Barry a cunt. You may wish to adopt that Policy.

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Originally posted by @Bearsy

:lou_sad: Gay feels abandoned RIP.

Getting upvotes is easy, I get 5 or 6 every time I call Barry a cunt. You may wish to adpot that Policy.

Intriging concept my fine ursine semi illiterate friend (obviously I am not criticising your oft challnegig syntax, given my own sad failings in that department) but I could not possibly copy this without the guilt of plagerism overwhelming me. Should I try calling him something else? Was thinking maybe ‘wart infested anus’ or something or is that too harsh?

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