Originally posted by @BTripz
Originally posted by @Redslo
Bourbons or Custard Creams?
Assuming that I know what both these things are, Custard Creams becasue I do not drink alcohol.
Bourbon
Custard Cream
My answer remains the same but for different reasons.
Would you like to come to a pre-match or post-match drinks next season?
Would you have brought James Vince on to bowl in the Test?
How many Hobgoblins will I neck tonight?
How many successive morning hangovers can I stand before foresaking booze
Would you like to come to a pre-match or post-match drinks next season?
This is not a pointless or studid question but because the last time I responded with that answer it worked out so well I will answer this question anyway. I cannot tell if this is a yes/no or a pre/post question. The answers would be yes and post in the abstract but I am unlikely to visit England during next season. If I did, I would attempt to arrange my visit to see a Southampton game. Also, as we know from my answers to earlier questions, I do not drink alcohol or tea. Do pubs serve anything else/
Would you have brought James Vince on to bowl in the Test?
I have had to research this because I know virtually nothing about cricket. While researching it I misclicked and closed my Sotonians.com tab and have had to retype my answers so I will be briefer on my second attempt. If I understand the score so far in the test match, England is doing well and Vince is a new call up who is not primarily a bowler. I probably would not have used him this early in his first call up.
In order to avoid more accidental deletions I will answer the next two questions in a new post.
How many Hobgoblins will I neck tonight?
Neck has too many different meanings for me to answer this.
For that matter, so does hobgoblin.
How many successive morning hangovers can I stand before foresaking booze
I cannot answer that question due to a lack of information. However, I think it is clear that the answer is at least one more whatever number that might be.
How many dates should you go on before smashing her back door in?
What is the correct etiquette for dealing with an unexpected squirter?
Apparently the post I thought I deleted was still around and I accidentally posted it. So I have deleted its contents and will add new answers to new questions shortly.
How many dates should you go on before smashing her back door in?
What is the correct etiquette for dealing with an unexpected squirter?
I am going to interpret both of these as a violation of my initial āwatch your languageā condition and decline to answer.
Are you from another dimension?
Possibly not a stupid or pointless question, but I will go with no.
Originally posted by @Redslo
Apparently the post I thought I deleted was still around and I accidentally posted it. So I have deleted its contents and will add new answers to new questions shortlyā¦
Are you from another dimension?
What a fooking poof.
Two excellent answers there, and I laughed like hell at the first one. Problem is, itās given me a mental image of the Goat necking a Hobgoblin which I didnāt expect and, frankly, would rather not have.
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Were Shakespeare alive today, would he be loved?
Iām surrounded by three people who are left-handed, what should I do?
Stephen Hawking is to Yasser Arafat as Ken Doll is to ā¦ ?
When? (do do do do do when).
Freedom. Will we ever know it?
Why do I have a tube of toothpaste in my pocket?
Is it better for a woman to have big feet or me?
If I can get to see them, which out of the Sounders, Timbers, Earthquakes has the best panoramic view of the sea?
Smile and the world smiles with you. Cry and you get a free cheeseburger. Who would never say that?
Is Leonardo di Caprio really handsome?
Can I wear your shorts, Miss Moneypenny?
If you had a really small freezer, would you keep a dog in it?
āI havenāt had breakfast,ā Which alien race would take this as:
a declaration of war;
a love sonnet;
a particularly difficult exam question?
There should be only the same number of letters in the alphabet as there are footy teams in the PL. How often do you shop each week?
This is annoying. I was halfway through my answers when something went wrong and they were all lost. I am typing them in my word processor now.
Also, I anticipate that I may come to regret answering all of these at once.
Were Shakespeare alive today, would he be loved?
Almost assuredly. He would be hundreds of years old and being held prisoner in a government controlled lab for the study of aging. A newly hired nurseās assistant would come to sympathize with his plight. They would fall in love and together make their escape to a south sea island where they would live happily ever after. Well, he would. She would eventually die of old age. A movie would be made based upon these events. Reviewer will compare the movies unfavorably to Shakespeareās own work.
Iām surrounded by three people who are left-handed, what should I do?
Behave normally or try to pass. It wonāt really matter either way.
Stephen Hawking is to Yasser Arafat as Ken Doll is to ā¦ ?
I donāt know who Ken Doll is so let me check the internetā¦ā¦.the only entry I can find is for the toy doll so my answer is Warren Buffett.
When? (do do do do do when).
Itās now or never.
Freedom. Will we ever know it?
If you do not think we know freedom now then you will never believe that we know freedom. Otherwise, yes, we know it now.
Why do I have a tube of toothpaste in my pocket?
You are wearing someone elseās pants.
Is it better for a woman to have big feet or me?
I do not believe it would be good for a woman to have you so big feet.
If I can get to see them, which out of the Sounders, Timbers, Earthquakes has the best panoramic view of the sea?
From the inside, none of these stadiums have a panoramic view of the sea.
Avaya Stadium (San Jose Earthquakes) is just under 8 miles from the tip of San Francisco Bay.
Providence Park (Portland Timbers) is less than three miles from the Willamette River.
CenturyLink Field (Seattle Sounders) is less than 2000 feet from a salt water that connects up to the Pacific Ocean.
These answer do not change whether or not you get to see them.
Smile and the world smiles with you. Cry and you get a free cheeseburger. Who would never say that?
Princess Charlotte of Cambridge
Is Leonardo di Caprio really handsome?
Do you mean really as in very or really as opposed not really. No is my answer to the first and yes is my answer to the second, but I have high standards.
Can I wear your shorts, Miss Moneypenny?
I will avoid trying to figure this out by saying that anything is possible.
If you had a really small freezer, would you keep a dog in it?
No.
āI havenāt had breakfast,ā Which alien race would take this as:
Klingons
The First Ones
The aliens who helped build the pyramids. I donāt know what they are called.
There should be only the same number of letters in the alphabet as there are footy teams in the PL. How often do you shop each week?
So we promote 8 clubs and relegate two next year?
Shopping would have to be clearly defined for me to answer this. I ordered two things from Amazon today at two different times. Did I shop once, twice, or not at all. My assistant went to subway to buy our lunches. I paid. Did I shop or not? Did she?
When is a door not a door
Originally posted by @PhilippineSaint
When is a door not a door
When it is a jar.
When it has been sealed shut so it cannot serve its intended function.
When it is an ostium
When it has been removed from its hinges and turned into a table.
I think one of these answer may be wrong.
When it is an ostium is probably wrong as this is an opening and a door is a closure.
Isnāt closure what you get when you canāt afford the therapistās fees anymore?
Coronation Street or Eastenders?
Will you buy stock in Saudi Aramco when it has itās IPO? Or are you a Fracker?
