Battles I'd like to see happen/ see more of

Goatboy · 22 July 2015 21:19

Are you sure you were looking at the right end?

old-ottery · 22 July 2015 21:24

Stylish handbag… but not carried the correct way to go into battle with my crocodile basher

Coxford_lou · 23 July 2015 08:31

I would have picked Furball vs Pap, but these days they’re so damn agreeable, it would have been dull

Furball · 23 July 2015 08:35

And I still would have won easily, Lou - let’s be honest.

Sadoldgit · 23 July 2015 08:38

Some of it even migrates to their wife’s top lip.

Coxford_lou · 23 July 2015 08:41

I’m not so sure Furball. You’re smart, but you have your vulnerabilities.

Let’s quit the nicey nicey stuff, and get it on.

Furball · 23 July 2015 08:45

There’s something of Alma Coin about you, Lou. I’m concerned.

pap · 23 July 2015 09:08

The problem with Furball and I “getting it on” is that it never ends well for either of us. The pair of us diminish ourselves in the process, and whatever site we happen to be sparring on.

I’ve made the bee sting analogy before with reference to posters. Quite apt. Yes, you can wound; but not without killing yourself, or at least turning yourself into an arsehole to get your dig in.

The present scenario is fine. Provocative, but respectful.

saintbletch · 23 July 2015 09:21

True story, Lou.

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* Bletch isn’t having a stroke, instead a combination of his autistic spectrum disorder and the piss-poor emoticons on papsweb, means that he cannot express himself properly.

Sadoldgit · 23 July 2015 10:06

Sarnia v Jeremy Paxman

Me v Whitey Grandad (two old gits having a tussle must be good for a laugh)