Originally posted by @saintbletch
Originally posted by @Coxford_lou
Cancer?
Whoa…I just had one of those goose-flesh moments.
I can’t believe you got that just based on my style of posting.
Creepy.
There must be something to it.
NO WAY!! I GOT ONE RIGHT!!
I’m better at this than I thought…beers are on you, Bletch - you coming Sunday?
This is hilarious. Has Lou actually got any right on the first guess (sorry, I meant careful, scientific analysis)?
Lou, surely you should already know the answer to that already with your shamanistic clairvoyant skills?
My astral chart shows that bear’s moon and Toke’s anus are sympathetically aligned, and Jupiter is coming from behind.
All of which means that I haven’t got a ticket, and I’ve got a lot of stuff on in the real world at the moment.
So mark me down as unlikely unless I can corral a bunch of Dutch software cats to give me some of their valuable time.
If you see His papship, whatever you do don’t tell him I’m a maybe.
That’s poor, Bletch, poor. Typical Cancerian behaviour, I might add.
As a sceptical Capricorn I don’t believe in this witch doctorey mumbo jumbo!
I did work on a TV programme with Russell Grant in Wales a few years ago.
Did he buy you lots of drinks, and you couldn’t understand why your arse was so sore in the morning?
Ha! I’ve been up country for a week so I’ve been unable to avail myself of Lou’s uncanny insight. Yes that means I’m putting myself forward for in depth analysis…let’s hear it Lou. 
Hmm, been up country - likes to travel . Sagittarius!
Oh dear…I’m sorry but trotting out the old Sagittarian/Traveller cliche rarely prooves correct in real life. I think you’d be better served in my case, to focus on these little snippets of information I’m prepared to reveal about myself…I’m a left hooker/hanger, sensitive, artistic, apolitical (ie a natural Liberal), very much a social animal.
I’m not actually ruling out the Sagittarian, their traits do appeal but I’m a little more complex. 
My dad also did a programme with him.
Originally posted by @lifeintheslowlane
Originally posted by @Coxford_lou
Originally posted by @lifeintheslowlane
Ha! I’ve been up country for a week so I’ve been unable to avail myself of Lou’s uncanny insight. Yes that means I’m putting myself forward for in depth analysis…let’s hear it Lou.
Hmm, been up country - likes to travel . Sagittarius!
Oh dear…I’m sorry but trotting out the old Sagittarian/Traveller cliche rarely prooves correct in real life. I think you be better served in my case, to focus on these little snippets of information I’m prepared to reveal about myself…I’m a left hooker/hanger, sensitive, artistic, apolitical (ie a natural Liberal), very much a social animal.
I’m not actually ruling out the Sagittarian, their traits do appeal but I’m a little more complex.
Oh cool, another astrology expert like me 
In that case I would say Aquarius? Am I right or am I right?
Your turn to guess me… (Though I’d say it’s as obvious as night is to day)
Oh god no…I’m no expert, you could call me the cuspal type …the romantic in me would like to believe but the prosaic tells me no. So with which sign do I share my wanderlust with?
Nonetheless I’m guessing you are a Leo Lou. 
Originally posted by @lifeintheslowlane
Oh god no…I’m no expert, you could call me the cuspal type
Nonetheless I’m guessing you are a Leo Lou.
This sounds like a riddle, and I’m really bad at riddles… How about Gemini? Dual personality…
Not a Leo, but not far off - I am a fellow fire sign… (Sagittarius - and you know what - I did archery once, and I was bloody good!)
Yeah I was a bit too criptic…I am as they say Lou, on the cusp…I’m a Scorpittarius so in truth you were correct in you initial assessment.
Well, that means we would get on, Scorpittarius! You coming for beer at the Man U game?
Sadly no Lou. I will be at the game but I’m a passenger for this game and we will be braving the Boat Show traffic at the bottom end of town. 
I’d have been up for a free drink, but sadly share my personality is too blatantly shared with 1/12 of the population.