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Good point CB. Would that then mean that fatso saying it’s homophobic for me to give that invitation then make him homophobic? Or even a potential sex offender?

watching dwarves eat arses is definitely the behaviour of a sexual maniac.

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Every Game of thrones watcher is a sexual maniac?

Thats a hell of a lot of maniacs out there.

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Sotonians. Come for the banter. Stay to see real-life examples of ego-dystonic sexual orientation.

No, just jealous.

I wish I was a fucking dwarf. They qualify for political correctness unavailable to your common or garden shortarse.

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At what age and height (lack of) do you officially become a Dwarf because I am pretty sure most of the Philippines would qualify.

Are all 4 year olds technically dwarves ?

If they are does that make dwarfs technically 4 year olds i.e. can they buy kids tickets on trains and stuff?

Originally posted by @Sussexsaint

Are all 4 year olds technically dwarves ?

Originally posted by @Tokyo-Saint

If they are does that make dwarfs technically 4 year olds i.e. can they buy kids tickets on trains and stuff?

(as somebody once said) not all little people are dwarves, but all dwarves are little people.

edit: this quoting system is a bit hard going. is there a way to show the code?

You are the trained medical professional here

Having looked up the definition of dwarf, I think that even 4 year olds could be classified as such:

a member of a mythical race of short, stocky human-like creatures who are generally skilled in mining and metalworking.

The key factor for being a dwarf seems to be the metalworking skills. I did CDT at school but focussed more on woodwork than metalwork, so I am not a dwarf. However, some small children are good at mining (and thus dwarves) because they can get into any crevice, a point which can be backed up by Tokyo Saint.

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