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Monkey Tennis
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Did Glasgow Saint really stalk Kenzie Benali in Edinburgh?

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Yes

Heard it here first!!!

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I’m going to ignore the possible multiplication possibilities and accept the number itself.
3rd from @Matthew-Le-God is a big prediction(and could destroy your rep). I like it😁

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Whoops I think that was me. :heart_eyes_cat:

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Looking lovely in that frock :kiss:

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Thanks took me months of starvation rations to be able to get into it. She was furious…the case comes up next week. :frowning:

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Didn’t recognise you without the beard and grey hair tbf. You scrubbed up really well, all things considered :+1:

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He’s a wizz on photoshop.

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@Matthew-Le-God, is it true that piccalilli is made from pig’s winkies?

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I can answer this,

Yes its a fact, it is made from the shredded testicles of baby piggy wiggies

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Fake news.

I won’t believe it until @Matthew-Le-God has made a pronouncement.

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No, it is made from Omid Djalili’s willy…

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True!

Footage of him behind a bush in Princes Street Gardens…

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Thank goodness for that.

I’ve had a mouthful of his gentlemen’s relish in my mouth since 7:34am.

I’ve just swallowed.

Thanks @Matthew-Le-God, you’re the best.

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What do we know about

a) this nipper
b) the likelihood of it happening?

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Look everyone, @Matthew-Le-God is giving coded responses.

Did he chose someone from Barcelona by fluke?

Nope.

We’re getting a Barca player.

Exciting times.

Thanks @Matthew-Le-God!

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We are signing someone from Barceloa?
Wow.

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Coded responses like a true ITK! :wink: :male_detective:

You sussed it @saintbletch We are signing Ronnie Ekelund!

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Just what we need. Another striker.