❄ Are you a woke bloke? (MoM approved)

Now don’t tell me, let me take a wild guess. Would Ms Hudson perchance have been born as a male? :thinking:

Looking at that picture I find that hard to believe. :astonished:

I’ve tried to explain “woke” to Chambers but I’m afraid he’s one of the old school “Yes Please Me too” brigade.
This is a common sight in the Slowlane Mansion. He’s always had an eye for the ladies…

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Lady Slowlane and I went to our God-daughter’s “Baby Shower” yesterday.

Being somewhat naïve in these matters we took along a large plastic bath only to find ourselves the butt of some cruel ridicule. No babies there and then they told us we were supposed to bring a present. So it seems a large pink plastic bath wasn’t suitable.
Why we asked. We had been shown the latest scans and it appeared the little one wasn’t blessed with a penis.
Ah they said, we won’t know what the young one’s sex will be until they are at least 12 years old. That’s the time when the child will decide its sex. :scream: :lou_facepalm_2:

Why stop at its gender? I can’t see why the child shouldn’t also decide which species they are, perhaps a cat, or a reptile of some sort. Or perhaps some kind of alien being from a planet yet to be discovered, the cornucopia of choice is practically unlimited.

Continue buying pink stuff and when they complain, accuse them of misgendering colours

My grand kids bought me lots of pink shorts for christmas they are fine to wear

Any German blood in the grandkids? :thinking:

No they are Filipino but i have always liked a pink shirt or cardigan :rofl:

It worries me that Mrs P_F has heard this more than once at work.

It is a thing.

I genuinely despair for this generation.

BTW my original post relating to all this hand wringing despair…was a joke.
Hope you all have a more restful day. :lou_lol:

That was clear.
Equally Mrs P_F hears that said in real life on a regular basis.
As she said “you yhink Poland is slow and sleepy on this stuff? Thinl again, you have NO idea what we deal with in HR every day”

Lord Mackenzie of Framwellgate, a non affiliated peer is being accused of misogyny after a speech he made during a law and order debate in the House of Lords, when he told the House that his wife, on a rare visit to London had her credit card stolen. “And I monitored the use of the card and I have to say I didn’t report it to the police because the thief was spending less than she was”. Gales of laughter rang round the Lords, rightly so in my opinion, funny is funny. But he has fallen foul of some of the right on brigade who are saying his comment was shameful misogyny. Fuck Off!

Want a laugh?
Ask a Gen Z or wokist what language this is

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Don’t, it’d make the planet stand still…