Are we becoming more xenophobic since Brexit?

I just feel blessed that he chooses to conduct his act here.

He could easily be selling out venues in Vegas.

Fuck me the Canadian passport office works fast -

you’re fucking hard work, pap. You’d have thought after a year or so of posting you might be able to recognise a joke, but it seems you can’t. If you’d rather I won’t post and you can fill the forum with posts about corbyn

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Play nicely boys

I spend half my time on this site chuckling at stuff and upvoting stuff, including yours. As I’ve repeatedly tried to explain, jokes are not funny if you have to explain them.

Perhaps with the contents of your brain, I’d understand the context. Perhaps there’s something I missed further up which renders your post amusing and this one an embarrassment. I didn’t get it.

Mind you, I’m afflicted with this sort of thing. When the missus goes off on one, becoming completely unreasonable, she reckons she was joking too.

I got the joke about Corbyn, btw.

omg look what just popped up in my twitter feed!

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Originally posted by @BTripz

Play nicely boys

Now you’ve done it. last time you said this on this thread Cherts fucked off. Now the sword of Btripz is hanging by a thread over someone else.

PS come back Cherts, you were the right wing lightning rod of Sotonians attracting all the flak. These commie bastards might start turning their gunfire on me now.

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Originally posted by @pap

As I’ve repeatedly tried to explain, jokes are not funny if you have to explain them.

They’re funny to the ppl that don’t need them explaining. Why should cutting edge comedians have to pander to paps? If this becomes a fkn knock-knock frm, I will be joining the mass ranks of threaten to mince off-ers!

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just checked and sarb has got loads of fanny on his new frm srs! Chk it out!

http://canadians.com/

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if your open to mince offers i can give a couple of ladyboys a call for you ?

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tks mate pm me some pics pls

They will all be murdered by Vaidas.

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That link didn’t open in a new tab.

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I don’t know what that means, but don’t explain it pls, you’ll only make it non-funny

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Irute will knacker them all out first, she has to make up in the sack what she lacks otherwise!!

Originally posted by @CB-Saint

Originally posted by @BTripz

Play nicely boys

Now you’ve done it. last time you said this on this thread Cherts fucked off. Now the sword of Btripz is hanging by a thread over someone else.

I’m sorry but something had to be done

PS come back Cherts, you were the right wing lightning rod of Sotonians attracting all the flak. These commie bastards might start turning their gunfire on me now.

I could try but I don’t own a Saab or a Ā£0.5m pound house in Chertsey

That is a slippery slope, Bear. I’m clearly not getting Fatso’s jokes, and I don’t want to start just laughing to all of them in case he is actually is being serious about something. Something needs to be done. I don’t want to be getting all up in Fatso’s face because I don’t get his humour.

It would help immensely if Fatso could provide some clues. Emojis would be an improvement, but ideally, I’d like him to stamp his feet and say ā€œSexual Chocolateā€ in the manner of Randy Watson whenever he lets rip with a sidesplitter.

Sexual Chocolate!

How about this one?

If Fatso is posting Fatso is not being serious!

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Hard to know what to do here. I don’t think Fatso could of used penisheads in this instance, cos his post was satirical, and appending it with a penishead would be tantamount to writing …NOT!! at the end. We’re better than that, p.

How about this, right. Next time you bite at a Fatso post, and he says, nah m8, that was jk, I’ve done a right woosh on you there lol, you could just say, oh lol sry, rather than jump down his fkn neck.

…NOT! :lou_smiley: :lou_wink: :lou_sunglasses:

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Why is Chertsey Saint just _so _angry? Isn’t he the one who’s on Ā£125k and a landlord?