I just feel blessed that he chooses to conduct his act here.
He could easily be selling out venues in Vegas.
I just feel blessed that he chooses to conduct his act here.
He could easily be selling out venues in Vegas.
Fuck me the Canadian passport office works fast -
youāre fucking hard work, pap. Youād have thought after a year or so of posting you might be able to recognise a joke, but it seems you canāt. If youād rather I wonāt post and you can fill the forum with posts about corbyn
Play nicely boys
I spend half my time on this site chuckling at stuff and upvoting stuff, including yours. As Iāve repeatedly tried to explain, jokes are not funny if you have to explain them.
Perhaps with the contents of your brain, Iād understand the context. Perhaps thereās something I missed further up which renders your post amusing and this one an embarrassment. I didnāt get it.
Mind you, Iām afflicted with this sort of thing. When the missus goes off on one, becoming completely unreasonable, she reckons she was joking too.
I got the joke about Corbyn, btw.
omg look what just popped up in my twitter feed!
Originally posted by @BTripz
Play nicely boys
Now youāve done it. last time you said this on this thread Cherts fucked off. Now the sword of Btripz is hanging by a thread over someone else.
PS come back Cherts, you were the right wing lightning rod of Sotonians attracting all the flak. These commie bastards might start turning their gunfire on me now.
Originally posted by @pap
As Iāve repeatedly tried to explain, jokes are not funny if you have to explain them.
Theyāre funny to the ppl that donāt need them explaining. Why should cutting edge comedians have to pander to paps? If this becomes a fkn knock-knock frm, I will be joining the mass ranks of threaten to mince off-ers!
just checked and sarb has got loads of fanny on his new frm srs! Chk it out!
if your open to mince offers i can give a couple of ladyboys a call for you ?
tks mate pm me some pics pls
They will all be murdered by Vaidas.
That link didnāt open in a new tab.
I donāt know what that means, but donāt explain it pls, youāll only make it non-funny
Irute will knacker them all out first, she has to make up in the sack what she lacks otherwise!!
Originally posted by @CB-Saint
Originally posted by @BTripz
Play nicely boys
Now youāve done it. last time you said this on this thread Cherts fucked off. Now the sword of Btripz is hanging by a thread over someone else.
Iām sorry but something had to be done
PS come back Cherts, you were the right wing lightning rod of Sotonians attracting all the flak. These commie bastards might start turning their gunfire on me now.
I could try but I donāt own a Saab or a Ā£0.5m pound house in Chertsey
That is a slippery slope, Bear. Iām clearly not getting Fatsoās jokes, and I donāt want to start just laughing to all of them in case he is actually is being serious about something. Something needs to be done. I donāt want to be getting all up in Fatsoās face because I donāt get his humour.
It would help immensely if Fatso could provide some clues. Emojis would be an improvement, but ideally, Iād like him to stamp his feet and say āSexual Chocolateā in the manner of Randy Watson whenever he lets rip with a sidesplitter.
Sexual Chocolate!
How about this one?
If Fatso is posting Fatso is not being serious!
Hard to know what to do here. I donāt think Fatso could of used penisheads in this instance, cos his post was satirical, and appending it with a penishead would be tantamount to writing ā¦NOT!! at the end. Weāre better than that, p.
How about this, right. Next time you bite at a Fatso post, and he says, nah m8, that was jk, Iāve done a right woosh on you there lol, you could just say, oh lol sry, rather than jump down his fkn neck.
ā¦NOT!
Why is Chertsey Saint just _so _angry? Isnāt he the one whoās on Ā£125k and a landlord?