"Although you might think little has changed in the past month or so, perhaps that’s because your life has always been fairly shit. I go to theatres, restaurants and cutting edge art exhibitions, so I probably know more than you.
Sorry to leave, Britain, but it’s time to go somewhere less horrible, where people don’t read books just for the story and handsome men can spend £400 on quality knitwear without getting snide comments in the pub.
Anyway my dad has agreed to lend me the money for a warehouse apartment in Vancouver so let’s all go there and have amazing sex until the world realises how we are right about everything."
Hold on, wasn’t Shirty promising, I mean threatening to emigrate to Canada?
I’ve already put the wheels in motion on this one to be fair…
Superb. Real shame that we’ve never seen Sarnia on Sotonians.
I reckon a couple of decades living in North America, and feeling pleased with yourself, and you’ll be easily as bad, if not worse than him.
In between masturbating over Google StreetView images of Britain, of course.
Spoken like a true Brexiteer, a fear and ignorance of anything foreign…Canada and the US are the same, nice one.
sarb will fit right in, He’s as american as chocolate chip biscuits and mum’s apple tart. But there comparisons with a tart must end, lest I come to a sticky end. Ladies and gentleman, he’s not a tart; he’s a hypnotist, with a set of pins that will hypnotise any man etc
That’s for you pap xx Sad that I can do that just from memory rip
The man is a Canuck whopper Pap, our Nation and democracy will be better off and I love the Candians, great bunch, there is always one though, they’ll have to manage him carefully.
It’s what we always said about you, but considering what’s happened since the vote I think there are a lot more disgraceful racists in this country than I thought.
Trouble is, I have found the Yanks and Canucks to be equally annoying when i have bumped into them on holiday. Once you have put them into “the ones to avoid on holiday box” then they just sort of blur into one.