Agony Uncle / Aunt Column

Lou, here is something for your friend whilst she waits for that phone call

Boys, serious question:

Friends with benefits.

a) convenient set up

b) gonna end badly

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the problem with friends on benefits, is that when it’s their turn to get a round in, they always disappear to the toilet, or have to go outside to take a phone call. I’d bin them off lou, srsly. Stick with ur mates from Queen’s Garden Party.

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b) definitely b)

One of you will get emotionally attached,it’s the law.

And make sure you go suited and booted, don’t want any of those STIs finding you!!

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Thanks for the advice, BBB. I’ll pass that onto my friend.

Some poor bro is about to experience blueballs, and it’s all tripB’s fault

Hey, they can always sext each other…

It was a majestic cock-block from BBB. 1-0.

Bob, have you ever heard of the old idiom: ā€˜a dog in the manger’?

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Originally posted by @Coxford_lou

It was a majestic cock-block from BBB. 1-0.

I feel really bad now Lou Lou, however I feel it will be erudite to purchase shares in i.e. Ann Summers

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