Out here, everything hurts. You wanna get through this? Do as I say.
Don’t try and think you can placate my new-found and uncharacteristically staunch defence of Tokyo with cultural references from post-apocalyptic barnstormers*.
*The Female Supremacy Agency has trained you well.
See, this is what happens when Hollywood starts putting females in lead roles in action films. Normally delicate, feminine, passive, subservient females like me, start getting ideas above their station, and kicking arse.
Should be banned, I tell ya!
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I like to think that I’m not on anyone’s side. I’m not one of the muppet show crew. I’m crashing your party late, a lone wolf, a maverick. I might bend the rules a little from time to time. I might turn on any one of you at any given moment. I’m the one who you should all fear. I’m a little bit waaahhhyyy. So, I shall stick on my own for now. Like the littlest hobo, helping those I feel are in need and then moving on, never forming any bonds. I shall never meet you for a drink, I shall never reveal my inner feelings. I shall stand on the periphery, occasionally calling someone a dickwad and sometimes touching myself.
do you like that style?
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That’s heart-warming, Fatso. Would you like a badge befitting your status? I’m thinking, “Lone Wolf” with a description “May attack”. As with all one-off badges, it’ll confer a 20 point credit to your overall credibility,
Sir may feel by accepting said badge, he is in danger of becoming part of the establishment.
Fear not. This merely confirms your own self-appointed and justified, I reckon, status as wily malcontent on the edge of Sotonians society, perpetually circling the herd for something juicy to snap at.
You can still bite us afterwards.
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Surely it isn’t about physical age, it’s about the emotional and intellectual age? Someone of 40 could have a very similar sense of humour, maturity as someone of 25?
For me it’s about how well you get on with somebody.
Saying that I have had two ‘long term’ relationships (including Mrs Chertsey), and they’ve both been with people who are within 6 months of my age.
Ooohhh, a badge!! Yes please! Thanks very much, I’ll buy you a pint at the next meet up.
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Originally posted by @Fatso
Ooohhh, a badge!! Yes please! Thanks very much, I’ll buy you a pint at the next meet up.
low = legal limit for location
High =just before the coroner
27 years older
Same age when both below the legal limit
over 50 when 23 so extrapolating she would be over 77 now
Originally posted by @PhilippineSaint
low = legal limit for location
High =just before the coroner
27 years older
Same age when both below the legal limit
over 50 when 23 so extrapolating she would be over 77 now
This is what is known as leaving your options open
Originally posted by @CB-Saint
Originally posted by @PhilippineSaint
low = legal limit for location
High =just before the coroner
27 years older
Same age when both below the legal limit
over 50 when 23 so extrapolating she would be over 77 now
This is what is known as leaving your options open
Well women are like beer there are no bad ones just some better than other’s and you wouldn’t like to hamper yourself on the availability of something would you?
I had a bad pint once that gave me the shits.
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Originally posted by @CB-Saint
Originally posted by @PhilippineSaint
low = legal limit for location
High =just before the coroner
This is what is known as leaving your options open
… or closed if you’re Jimmy Saville.
Originally posted by @PhilippineSaint
Well women are like beer there are no bad ones just some better than other’s and you wouldn’t like to hamper yourself on the availability of something would you?
Beg to differ (as a connoisseur of decent beer, apart from anything else).
I mean it helps to know a little about the specific characteristics of what you’re after. More of a stout man than an IPA one? That’s fine, there’s plenty of stouts. At least then if you buy a stout and find it’s not exactly what you were hoping for, there’ll be some base redeeming features of a stout that float your boat. Unless you were just looking for an uncomplicated way to waste an evening - in which case stout probably isn’t on your mind anyway.
That’d be the creamflow or draftflow bitters that are so prevalent these days.
Well, I suppose they do go down easily.
like yo momma! like i.e. yo momma does! yes! what are we talking about?
Not sure. Do have a craving for a beer though.
I don’t like the taste of beer at all. None of them, not lagers, or stouts, or bitters or whatever. The worst is real ale, I dunno how bros can drink that. I do, on the other hand, quite like getting fucked up.