I had this done a couple of weeks ago. No idea it was happening, as I was laid on my front. Did not feel a thing, but came out in a rash a couple of hours after.
We’ve all been there Sfcsim.
It’s just that some of us would rather keep it to ourselves.
Well I’ve no idea what act you’re describing here Sfcsim, but you might try acupuncture to get rid of that rash - or penicillin.
I’m worried now! 
He probably had a look at you, saw that you don’t look totally knackered and harrassed, and took a good guess on the kids question.
Oi cheeky! I’m insulted!
I can report back on day one of my Chinese Herbal Medicine experiment, that after getting up an hour earlier than normal to make this concoction, it was disgusting and nearly made me vomit.
That’s exactly how my wife describes a BJ!!
And I bet you don’t charge her for the experience!
Have you ever considered cheesewire as a hygiene helper?
My downsatris hygene is top nicth thank you very much, I use a brillo pad to clean every morning…
I had this done a few years ago and apart from looking like a hedgehog with alopecia for an hour I was sold some strange “medicines” with names like eye of newt and toe of frog. Needless to say nothing happened apart from my bank balance got smaller.
Hey SOG!
Yeah, I’m embarrassed to say, I took this tea once, it was so disgusting I’ve not been able to face it again.
What a waste of fifty quid!