Because we did this when the vaccine programme started and I stupidly thought that given the speed that they and we were going at it, then by now we would be flying back and forth
What I didnât bank on was Biden
You shouldnât assume, when you do you make an ass out of u and meâŠ
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Thatâs genuinely a new one on me
That is very worrying.
I found out this week why aris mean arse
Aris is short for Aristotle
Aristotle is slang for bottle
Bottle is short for Bottle and Glass
Bottle and Glass is slang for arse
Simples
It seemed a pretty good bet in February- I was a bit premature, again
In what way? My lack of knowledge of ârhyming slangâ or itâs just odd?
I knew that one. Easy peasy.
Carry this in your back pocket (or on mobile device of choice):
Scary
Just did Lemon squeazy
Into my Vodka
That doesnât translateâŠ. 
Iâve always known the meaning -itâs the convoluted journey to get from one to the other that I like
I wonder if ther are others
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Itâs an art form
This site has a few obscure ones
https://www.freelang.net/dictionary/docs/html_cockney_english.php
Constantly evolving judging from a couple of âgeezersâ Iâve worked with in the past and occasionally do beers with (pre Covid obvs)
Infraction alert!
Not sure you can type Ge****s on the innerwenmb any more!
What???
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Well the cruise successfully navigated without catching Covid so one must view that as a success. Not exactly filled with photo-ops but filled with overindulgence of food and drink. The bonus of half capacity passengers means only half full of numpties. 5lbs duly added but quickly shead having been back for 5 days.
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That water looks cold
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