9 days, 2,000 miles, 6 countries.
And itâs nice to be back home 
A proper cup of tea never tasted so goodâŠ
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Thong bikinis + body confident women are not a match made in heaven
Like going to the US in the early '90sâŠhad no idea Lycra could stretch that far. 
POIDH
Take my word for itâŠthey walk amongst us. 
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Fixed
From the roof top bar in Ortiga
I fucking love Sicily - itâs great and I am slightly pissed off I havenât come here before
Off to Palermo tomorrow
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We need a list of 5 euo wines to n
buy
Youâre supporting Clarkson?
Burn the Witch!
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Good beer, lovely part of the World also. Mahou is where its at though.
You
Utter
Cunts
Tube strike? 11th September? When I have to use the Tube?
Cunts
At least Bournemouth airport staff arenât going to strike now, they got their pay rise
Yeah.
After I paid to land at Luton.
Which needed a coach to Golders Green then tube to Waterloo to get home.
Now, maybe a #11 bus from Victoria to Waterloo if Im lucky and can get on one.
Or a 46 minute walk.
Sigh
Can your knees stand a 46 minute walk.?
Heâs doing it in 10 minute sectionsâŠa pub crawl, which is what heâll be doing when he gets to Waterloo.
On the limit atm.
I have been improving since rehab.
More annoying will be the time.
I was hoping to be drinking 6X in Salisbury by 17:30
Now, if lucky I will hit Waterloo at rush hour standing on public transport really isnât doable for the knees
I donât want to here any more shite about continental railways being better than the UK - I also found out how the Italians strike
There we were - hundreds of us lined up on the platform ready to go - everything pointing towards the train leaving - driver in the cab
Then at the appointed minute of departure, he gets out and fucks off - that train is cancelled
In the last ten years I have tried the trains half a dozen times in multiple countries - Iâd said less that 50% were either delayed or cancelled
Cunts
Probably.
The reverse gear had broken.