Samos today - fucking ridiculously hot
Wine tasting and lunching
Why didn’t I listen to the Ayatollah and get into this cruising business years ago
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I resisted for a long time, I always said, “I’ll never be old enough to go on a cruise.”
I was wrong.
Tomorrow we’re off on another one. A really exotic one this time…the British Isles. Wish us luck. 
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I done Cruises
Gosport Ferry, P&O Ferries.
Meh
No point suggesting a pint at the weekend then, is there. 
We’ve got quite a bit of onboard spend so we’ll be imbibing freely this weekend…pushing the boat out to give it a double pun.
I’m in Portugal and it’s fucking hot.
Kate McCann, 2007.
Went on a boat trip today. Despite using factor 50 I’m crisped to fuck. 2 gallons of aftersun and 8 pints of super bock has done little to assuage my condition. Ffs. Id have loved to be at the oval tonight getting rained on.
I’m in Poland
I managed 50 minutes out in the Sun and with Factor 50 I am pinker than an RAF Luton F35 painted for Pride Week
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Athens airport must be the biggest shit show on earth
It is like Luton Airport at 6am in the school holidays just on a 24/7 basis
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The surprise is that you’re surprised 
God bless those Vacuum Bags.
10 days luggage squished into a wrinkled mess, and room for a restock of sausages on the way home
Hoping my Temu Ryanair sized bag makes it onto the plane before disintegrating
Yes, he waved as we drove past. 
No mustard on it you heathen