Not quite. My Spanish stops at copa de vino tinto per favor. And although I’m savouring a splendid Rioja, I’m listening (from a decent distance on my pitch) to the campsite entertainer doing Karaoke Tom Jones and Elvis.
Sometimes I have to submit to the mundane and put my aesthetic proclivities on hold.
Phonetically
Dos mass = two more
Una mesa para dos = table for two
Not sure you need much more than that!
Forgot one
Sack a coch os (one word) = corkscrew
Un Otro Por Favor. While pointing to the empty bottle of Rioja
No, you shout “Oi Manwell more vino por favour”
The Ayatollah is fluent in Spanish and over the years she has coached me to say the odd word - unfortunately she has given me the equivalent of a scouse accent which the locals interpret that I can also chatter away. So after spouting my carefully curated phase and being answered in machine gun Spanish, all I have is “que?”
Sorry, couldn’t resist
You just told them you were the “mayor” and they fell at your feet?
Just got back from our all inclusive Rhone River Cruise. Many of the freebies were most welcome but one was not…tested positive for Covid and assume Lady Slowlane’s cough is the same. 
You’ve had your jab though, right?
Lined up for one in a few weeks with a flu jab.
Hopefully not too late then 
When you’ve the only one who can see it…you’re in trouble.
He’s got some fucking neck. 
