🌥⛈ Actually any Holiday 2021 / 22 / 23/ 24 / 25

Meanwhile, somewhere off Lepe beach…

2K7h

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Had a great dinner of Calamari followed by Sea Bass straight off the boat in Plymouth, then onto the boat, good kip, Full English Breakfast and a Roast Lunch before hitting the road.
Dunno what all the fuss is about

Its true I only get seasick in little launches not any of the big boats that I work on.
Your brain cannot process something because it cannot get a fixed point to identify with.

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Like @Polski_Filip says. I think we’ll try Santander rather than Salamamca

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Lady Slowlane and myself are navigating the Douro in a rowing boat (or something) in September. We’ll be visiting Salamanca before riding the expected flood waters back to Porto.

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And so it starts

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Shame about the port of departure

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Madrid to Valencia today. 35c forecast. :sun_with_face::hot_face::hot_face:

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10pm and still bloody hot. Oh for some British rain.

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Grumpy old git :wink:

Have you asked people if they know who you are and that they should offer you nubile young ladies to waft you with palm fronds??

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Should have worn his chains of office.

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Of course, and wearing my chain of office makes it clear.

And of course nubile young ladies with palm fronds have been provided but it’s still hot.

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Idiot
You pressed return while typing your wish list.
Instead of Hot nubile young ladies.
You’ve got
Hot
Nubile young Ladies

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For @Polski_Filip. Good company next door in Valencia. Friendly couple from Warsaw.

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Useful research in Valencia relevant to Shrewsbury. Like Shrewsbury they had a flooding problem with their River Turia flowing through the city.

Simple solution. They moved the river away from Valencia and turned the bed into a lovely park.

Will be putting proposals to Shropshire Council.

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Birmingham has its Floozy in the Jacuzzi.

Valencia would appear to have the Stud in the Flood.

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And one other exciting piece of news: I’ve found the Holy Grail

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And I burnt my arse going down a slide with the kids there when they were little - it was fucking hot (as you know) :face_with_symbols_over_mouth:

For the avoidance of doubt, not my arse. Well, it is, but that’s not for @Shroppie to know :kiss:

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If Shroppie needs some proper English nosh instead of that filthy foreign muck, help is at hand…

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